Rachel: You wanna smoke a joint...
Sam: Are you serious?
Rachel: When I'm nervous I hum oldies, I eat red licorice and I blaze phatties, so just say yes or no, k?
Niki: Nice place.
Sam: Yeah I like it... it's a little red, little red... I'm having womb flashbacks...
Rachel: Getting married isn't going to unfuck her, you know that right?
Jeremy: Believe it or not, the first time I tried drugs was 39 days ago. I figured, why beat around the bush, so I came home and dropped acid.
Sam: How was that experience?
Jeremy: I saw God.
Sam: Guess it was pretty good then.
Jeremy: He said only one sentence out loud. Do this one small thing, and all your sins shall be forgotten. The time I slapped Joanna, the time I called my Mom a bitch, even the time I beat off in the confessional..."Do this one small act."