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Seven Dwarfs (2004)

7 Zwerge (original title)
The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

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(as Sven Unterwaldt)

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(story), (story) (as Peter Knorr) | 4 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Otto Waalkes ...
Bubi / Bubis Mutter (#14) / Bubis Vater (#15) / Fanfarenbläser 1 (#24)
Heinz Hoenig ...
Mirco Nontschew ...
Boris Aljinovic ...
Markus Majowski ...
Cookie / Cookis Mutter (#16)
Martin Schneider ...
Ralf Schmitz ...
Sunny
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Nina Hagen ...
Böse Königin
Hans Werner Olm ...
Atze Schröder ...
Hofnarr
Christian Tramitz ...
Jäger
Rüdiger Hoffmann ...
Spiegel
Norbert Heisterkamp ...
8. Zwerg
Mavie Hörbiger ...
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Storyline

The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

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Comedy | Family

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Release Date:

28 October 2004 (Germany)  »

Also Known As:

7 Dwarves  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$9,209,055 (Germany) (29 October 2004)
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1.78 : 1
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Trivia

The whole movie was shot on a soundstage. The forest was rebuild to be weather independent. See more »

Crazy Credits

During end credits some of the characters are repeating various lines from the movie e.g. "I thought dwarfs are taller." See more »

Connections

References Riverdance: The Show (1995) See more »

Soundtracks

In the Hall of the Mountain King
(uncredited)
Written by Edvard Grieg
Heard as a theme when the dwarves renovate their house
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This is goddamn s**t.
4 September 2009 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

It's funny to see the difference between the viewers from foreign countries and Germany. I guess, the problem is, the jokes used in that film are really old and pretty used for us Germans, because Otto Waalkes used them since the beginning of his career. That's why I think this is a completely superfluous film. The only good joke is Helge Schneider as "Gandalf".

I'm very sad about this film, because there are a lot of great comedians, but they all played only there Stand-Up-Roles...

absolutely disappointing...

The only reason I give one star is: I can't give none...


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