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Seven Dwarfs (2004)

7 Zwerge (original title)
The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

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(as Sven Unterwaldt)

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(story), (story) (as Peter Knorr) | 4 more credits »
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5 wins & 1 nomination. See more awards »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Otto Waalkes ...
Bubi / Bubis Mutter (#14) / Bubis Vater (#15) / Fanfarenbläser 1 (#24)
Heinz Hoenig ...
Mirco Nontschew ...
Boris Aljinovic ...
Markus Majowski ...
Cookie / Cookis Mutter (#16)
Martin Schneider ...
Ralf Schmitz ...
Sunny
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Nina Hagen ...
Böse Königin
Hans Werner Olm ...
Atze Schröder ...
Hofnarr
Christian Tramitz ...
Jäger
Rüdiger Hoffmann ...
Spiegel
Norbert Heisterkamp ...
8. Zwerg
Mavie Hörbiger ...
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Storyline

The Seven Dwarves live deep within a female-free-zone of the Enchanted Forest, but they cannot resist the innocent charms of Snow White when she enters their world. So when the evil queen (Nina Hagen) abducts her, it is up to the dwarves to save her life.

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Comedy | Family

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Release Date:

28 October 2004 (Germany)  »

Also Known As:

7 Dwarves  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$9,209,055 (Germany) (29 October 2004)
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1.78 : 1
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Trivia

In the beginning: the map which shows the dark and the bright side of the world includes village names which consist of the real names of most of the actors See more »

Crazy Credits

During end credits some of the characters are repeating various lines from the movie e.g. "I thought dwarfs are taller." See more »

Connections

Spoofs Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) See more »

Soundtracks

In the Hall of the Mountain King
(uncredited)
Written by Edvard Grieg
Heard as a theme when the dwarves renovate their house
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worst movie this year
31 October 2004 | by (Germany) – See all my reviews

OK, i have to admit i didn't watch 'Traumschiff Surprise', but it can hardly be any worse than this.

There wasn't much of a story line here, but its a comedy so thats not really a big problem. But the jokes !!! Beware of the jokes!! They are so bad its painful. Except of a few they are not even funny-bad in the sense that you can laugh about how stupid they are, they are just bad.

I'm just wondering how so many (supposedly) good German comedians could get into such a movie. what were they thinking? You have to be a REALLY great Otto-Fan to enjoy this movie.

If there is ANY other movie playing in your local cinema go and watch that instead, it simply cant be any worse.


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