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Fat Slags (2004)

The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities.

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Fiona Allen ...
Sandra
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Tracey
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Sean Cooley
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Victor
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Paige (as Geri Halliwell)
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Fidor
Metin Ahmet ...
Waiter 1
Timur Ahmet ...
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes ...
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw ...
Butler
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Sales Assistant
Sarah Cawood ...
TOTP Presenter 1
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Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
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Immigration Officer 2
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Fat Slags charts the rise and fall of our eponymous heroines, who are unrepentantly vulgar and crass. Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune. Sean Cooley an internationally renowned billionaire suffers a blow to the head, rendering him temporarily insane on the day The Fat Slags arrive in London. Spotting them on a popular daytime TV chat show, he falls in love with their larger than life look and approach. Determined to make them stars, he forces fashion designer Fidor Konstantin to base his next collection around the girls, creating a media sensation. In a whirlwind turn of events, Sandra and Tracey take the UK by storm, hitting number one in the record charts and inadvertently winning the Turner Prize. As far as the press is concerned, fat is the new black... Throughout their journey into the world of celebrity, the girls maintain their unique and ... Written by Nicole Gregory

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Jerry O'Connell and Geri Horner became involved in a relationship together after working together on the film. The couple eventually split up, however, with Halliwell saying that O'Connell was too "immature". See more »

Quotes

Sandra: [Checking mail] Bill, bill, bill, bill... I don't know why this bloke keeps writing to me!
Tracey: Who?
Sandra: Bill. There's no way I'm meeting him: Strangeways.
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Vapid, unfunny, uninspired nonsense
29 October 2004 | by (London, England) – See all my reviews

This is about as low as the British Film Industry can get. I could have told those involved that this was a bad idea even before conception - and well before a script materialised. Surely someone, somewhere, throughout the entire shoot must have realized that this movie would turn out to be unfunny and a complete waste of time. I am simply at a loss for words. It amazes and, indeed, infuriates me that the British film industry is in the dolldrums and utter rubbish such as this still manages to fart itself out and splatter all over the big screen. For crimes against celluloid, Fat Slags deserves a life sentence - at the bottom of the smallest shelf in the smallest video store in Hell. And it can consider itself damn lucky, too.


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