Fat Slags (2004) 2.0
The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities. Director:Ed ByeWriter:William Osborne |
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Fat Slags (2004) 2.0
The Fat Slags from Viz hit the big time and become celebrities. Director:Ed ByeWriter:William Osborne |
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Fiona Allen | ... |
Sandra
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| Sophie Thompson | ... |
Tracey
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| Jerry O'Connell | ... |
Sean Cooley
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| Anthony Head | ... |
Victor
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| Geri Halliwell | ... |
Paige
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| James Dreyfus | ... |
Fidor
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| Naomi Campbell | ... |
Sales Assistant
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Angus Deayton | ... |
Maurice the hotel receptionist
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| Hugh Dennis | ... |
Immigration 2
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Les Dennis | ... |
MC
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| Tom Goodman-Hill | ... |
Baz
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| Michael Greco | ... |
Niarchos
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| Eamonn Holmes | ... |
Himself
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Ralf Little | ... |
Milkman
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| Dolph Lundgren | ... |
Randy
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Fat Slags charts the rise and fall of our eponymous heroines, who are unrepentantly vulgar and crass. Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune. Sean Cooley an internationally renowned billionaire suffers a blow to the head, rendering him temporarily insane on the day The Fat Slags arrive in London. Spotting them on a popular daytime TV chat show, he falls in love with their larger than life look and approach. Determined to make them stars, he forces fashion designer Fidor Konstantin to base his next collection around the girls, creating a media sensation. In a whirlwind turn of events, Sandra and Tracey take the UK by storm, hitting number one in the record charts and inadvertently winning the Turner Prize. As far as the press is concerned, fat is the new black... Throughout their journey into the world of celebrity, the girls maintain their unique and ... Written by Nicole Gregory
OK this movie ain't bad, I mean it was an OK laugh.
It just lacks any real plot, it's bland, and the humour doesn't really make up for the whole film being about two, fat, loud mouthed northerners.
I was just really shocked it wasn't better, mainly because there are LOADS of top notch British actors in it. The character 'San' was in 'Smack the Pony' that was really popular, James Dreyfus, was in 'Gimme gimme gimme' another popular show. Ralf Little, also in another popular show, 'The Royale Family'. Not to mention Anthony Head and Naomi Campbell. The film makers even got Eamonn Homes on there, along with the guy that used to do 'Have I Got News For You', Angus Deayton. And many more...
Why am I mentioning these names that most readers don't bat an eyelid to? It's because they're decent British actors/actresses/whatever, and they are in this s*** film. Whoever made this film had a lot of cash, to bag all those actors/actresses to star in it. Now all of them wish they hadn't starred in it, I bet they all deny they are in it, it's that bad.
But hey, what the hell can you expect? It's called 'FAT SLAGS' and its based of a comic. If there's 'nowt' else on, watch it, its a cheap laugh. Just don't expect a HILARIOUS film, with a plot.