A lobster-clawed freak from a lurid sideshow wreaks a wrath of bloody horror - through a rural community so small that only two families live there - in this outrageous parody of grind ... See full summary »
A frat house notorious for parties is turned into a co-ed residence for four freshmen under the supervision of a graduate student and her occasional boyfriend, a party animal from the closed fraternity.
When a lunatic murders the three daughters of the Pharaoh, he faces an awful death. Centuries later, his mummy returns to create mayhem on Earth. Just as the murdering commences, the mummies of the three beautiful sisters return to stop him. Written by
All right, I didn't expect anything of this, but I think that this is one of the most laughable excuses for a movie I've ever seen. This is so painful to watch (the mummy!) even Ed Wood would be ashamed of it. Even for a no-budget-movie this is so bad you wouldn't believe it until you see it. There is virtually no script, the actors are a joke and rural America is supposed to be Ancient Egypt (???). I guess the only reason for those guys to do this was to say to their friends "Some porn stars appeared in my own movie!" (how did they get them to appear in this anyway? It couldn't have been the money, so...).
My advice: go get a Playboy DVD or similar instead, but don't watch this!
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