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The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003) -- Director Kyle Gilman is obsessed with Jennie, his former leading lady. Unfortunately, she has moved away to New York and wants nothing to do with him. When he finds Janine, an actress who bears a striking resemblance to Jennie, he is sure that she will be the perfect replacement. Kyle’s struggles to overcome his own incompetence, the incompetence of his cast and crew, and his obsession with Jennie, lead to increasingly awkward and comic situations.

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Director:
Writers:
Kyle Gilman (writer)
Jennie Tarr (additional writing)
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"The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho" is a deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious... more | add synopsis
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Cast

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Kyle Gilman ... Kyle Gilman
Dan Rosenthal ... Dan / Kalesius

Ashley Fox Linton ... Janine / Clotho
Jennie Tarr ... Jennie Tarr
Jamie Carmichael ... Jennie's Brother
Cailin O'Connor ... Auditioner #1
Lisa Faiman ... Auditioner #2

Kiran Deol ... Auditioner #3
Rev. Tim McIntire ... Curious Moviegoer
Randy Bell ... Cameraman
Maggie Lehrman ... Script Supervisor
Pete Grana ... Sound Recorder
Agnes Chu ... Sound Recorder
Greg Hudson ... Crew
Adam J. Ross ... Crew
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The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho (USA) (short title)
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USA:27 min
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10 minutes in heaven!, 2 July 2006
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Author: elfenbein from United States

O.M.G. I was very, very impressed by this production: its wit, its heart and its overall professionalism. I gotta say how Jamie Carmichael is my new favorite actor, certainly the cream of his proverbial crop--by "crop," I am of course referring to the assortment of broad-shouldered young men with winsome mops of straw-colored hair who steal every scene with their combination of boyish good looks and deadly command of their native language, be it English or Italian. That's right--Jamie is the best of these. In addition, I was blown away by the script supervision on this production. Any mistakes in diction or timing (few though they were) were surely the fault of the actors themselves, who are, after all, human (except for JC).

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