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(2003– )

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Dale McDonald: [looking over his sled dog team of wiener dogs] How come my dogs are a dog-and-a-half long but only half a dog high?

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Jacques LaRock: Paper towel. No toilet on Earth can withstand its awesome power.

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Dale McDonald: There's something sinister going on in this town. Sinister and... uh... what's another word for sinister?

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Dale McDonald: It's the end of civilization as we know it! And I don't even know it all that good!

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Angelica: Would you like to have a romantic montage with me?

Constable Al: Oh yes please!

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Constable Al: [gasps] Lieutenant Wright! You are here from headquarters!

Lieutenant Wright: Let me hear that gasp of surprise again.

Constable Al: [gasp]

Lieutenant Wright: Well I suppose that will have to do. Although I'm not sure you leapt out of your chair with regulation shock.

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Constable Al: [reading a coupon] Buy seventeen cans of beans, get the eighteenth for half price. Oh dear, if only I had been receiving that before purchasing those eighteen cans of beans.

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Dale McDonald: You know what you need? A girlfriend.

Constable Al: Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?

Dale McDonald: Or a toboggan!

Constable Al: But I would not even know where to be getting one.

Dale McDonald: At the hardware store!

Frank Shackleford: He's talking about a girlfriend!

Dale McDonald: So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.

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Rover: It was an unholy beast. Half man, half wiener dog. A were-wiener! I've seen 'em before. Seen what they can do. Even fought one once. Tore a big hole in my pant leg, near the ankle. Almost broke the skin! I couldn't wear shorts for a week!

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Jacques LaRock: Name your price, up to and including twenty dollars.

Dale McDonald: Ten bucks!

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Biggs: We have a signed contract.

Dale McDonald: We do?

Biggs: [holds out a contract and a pen] Sign here.

Dale McDonald: [signs it]

Biggs: Yes, we do.

Dale McDonald: Oh. Well can't we make a new contract? One that says I don't have to do what you say?

Biggs: I'm sorry, I don't have a pen.

Dale McDonald: But you just gave me this one.

Biggs: Exactly. That was my only one.

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Dale McDonald: I have sensitive skin. It hurts when I get punched and kicked.

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Dale McDonald: I don't read the newspaper. I don't like all that news. Or paper.

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Dale McDonald: I don't know how I feel about this.

Biggs: I do. You feel good. Now do it.

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Constable Al: I do not make the rules, sir. I merely enjoy the power rush of enforcing them.

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Angus MacAuger: I think I left something in the stove. And I best let it out before it dies.

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Jacques LaRock: I do not know how to thank you for this.

Dale McDonald: Just knowing that I'm being paid is thanks enough.

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