Dale McDonald:
You know what you need? A girlfriend.
Constable Al:
Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?
Dale McDonald:
Or a toboggan!
Constable Al:
But I would not even know where to be getting one.
Dale McDonald:
At the hardware store!
Frank Shackleford:
He's talking about a girlfriend!
Dale McDonald:
So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.
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