Louise Harrington: [after her ex-husband has confessed his sexual addiction to her] You're on "Step 9," aren't you? You're making amends? I fucking *hate* "Step 9" with a passion!
Louise Harrington: You'd leave a good-looking corpse.
F. Scott Feinstadt: Well, that's the best thing about dying young, right?
Louise Harrington: You know what the worst thing is?
F. Scott Feinstadt: About dying young?
Louise Harrington: About dying when you're still perfect.
Louise Harrington: What if... you were driving in your car... and you hit a tree and you went flying through the windshield?
F. Scott Feinstadt: I guess I would... take all the splintered wood... and the shattered glass and the twisted metal... and I'd mix it with my blood and my guts... and i'd create this giant... mixed media roadkill sculpture.
Missy Goldberg: You can't tell somebody they're dead. They'll go into shock.
F. Scott Feinstadt: Like, maybe he did some cheating?
Louise Harrington: Probably fucked you at some point.
Ellie Silverstein: You know why I love it out here? All I'm responsible for is this little piece of dirt. No more saving the world, no more fighting injustice. Just me and my babies.
Peter Harrington: I can hear you.
Louise Harrington: Hear what?
Peter Harrington: Counting the calories.
Louise Harrington: Fuck off.