Freshman Orientation (2004)

Sherri Marina: Professor Jackson

Quotes 

• Professor Jackson : Well, Mr. Adams, you just demonstrated the theoretical conundrum of contemporary American society.

  Clay : I did?

  Professor Jackson : The world is a linguistic battlefield: man, woman, gay, straight, black, white, penis, vagina. We are engaged in a semiotic battle over control of these inchoate, post-modern definitions. Do you understand me, Mr. Adams?

  Clay : No.

  Professor Jackson : Let me put it to you this way. Either you like bush or you don't.

  Clay : Do... do you mean the president?

• Professor Jackson : I've been tenured here for six years, Clay. I know fake fruit when I see it.

• Professor Jackson : I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get all didactic on yo ass.