[during a round about the sinking of the Titanic
Is it true that someone dressed as a lady to escape detection?
Yes, apparently it is true because it was women and children first.
I thought you said "someone dressed as a *baby*"
[putting on posh accent
"Yes, goo-goo indeed. I have a lollipop and I have no control over my urinary functions. I am, in fact, an infant. And I know you think I'm Lord Albermal, but I am in fact a little baby. With a beard. Yes, goo-goo, gaa-gaa. And Madam, may...