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The Woods (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Samantha: [Walks up to the table] Heard you been saying stuff behind my back, fire-crotch.

Heather: Now, Samantha, all I said was your breath smells like you've been drinking out of Ms. Mackinaw's douche bag, that's all.

[Samantha leans in threateningly]

Heather: I don't wanna kiss you, Samantha, so please, don't ask.

Samantha: No, you listen very closely, fire-crotch: We have a certain way of doing things aroung her and you better figure out what that way is or there are going to be serious consequences.

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Ms. Traverse: [Ms. Mackinaw brings Heather into the office] What is this?

Ms. Mackinaw: Miss Fasulo attacked Miss Wise in the dining hall.

[Her head twitches]

Ms. Traverse: Is that so?

Heather: I didn't...

[she twitches intentionally]

Heather: ... attack anyone. I was just trying to defend myself.

[Ms. Mackinaw looks embarrassed and upset that Heather made fun of her twitch]

Heather: I'm sorry. I didn't meant to...

[Ms. Mackinaw twitches again and leaves angrily]

Ms. Traverse: [Slaps Heather] Now listen: We have a certain way of doing things aroung her and you better figure out what that way is or there are going to be serious consequences.

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Samantha: [Heather kicks bathroom stall door to try and get out, Samantha has her pinned inside] Say it.

Samantha: [Heather kicks stall door again] Say it.

Samantha: "I'm a fire-crotch."

Heather: What?

Samantha: "I am a fire-crotch."

Heather: How many football players put it in you before your mom got sick of having another tramp around the house?

Girl #1: [Samantha pulls open the stall door angrily, then proceeds to punch Heather in the stomach] Nice one.

Samantha: [Heather is keeled over in pain] If you know what's good for you, you'll run away and never, ever come back.

Samantha: Got it, fire-crotch?

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Ms. Traverse: We have a certain way of doing things here. And you better find out what that way is or there will be serious consequences.

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Samantha: We have a certain way of doing things here. And you better find out what that way is or there will be serious consequences.

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Title Card: In the fall of 1965, the Falburn Academy burned to the ground. It remains a mystery why the trees surrounding the academy were untouched by the fire.

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[first lines]

Alice Fasulo: [to Heather in the back seat] Feet off the seat.

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Heather: Apparently, my father isn't as well off as he presents himself.

Marcy Turner: Who is?

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Heather: [on the phone] Mom, I just wanna come home. I miss my friends.

Alice Fasulo: Heather, sweetheart, you don't have any friends.

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Ms. Traverse: A loving mother never abandons her child. To be separated from her is like an amputation. It doesn't matter what a child looks like - if she's smart, if she's stupid, if she has no friends. So why would your mother leave you here?

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Alice Fasulo: I don't know what I have to do, to get you under control, Heather.

Heather: Then stop trying.

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Ms. Traverse: You don't know what it's like to be trapped. To be tied to the same place, for hundreds of years. They're here to help you, Heather. Don't be sad. By leaving this world, you're giving others the opportunity to fully enter it.

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