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The Woods (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Samantha: [Walks up to the table] Heard you been saying stuff behind my back, fire-crotch.

Heather: Now, Samantha, all I said was your breath smells like you've been drinking out of Ms. Mackinaw's douche bag, that's all.

[Samantha leans in threateningly]

Heather: I don't wanna kiss you, Samantha, so please, don't ask.

Samantha: No, you listen very closely, fire-crotch: We have a certain way of doing things aroung her and you better figure out what that way is or there are going to be serious consequences.

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Ms. Traverse: [Ms. Mackinaw brings Heather into the office] What is this?

Ms. Mackinaw: Miss Fasulo attacked Miss Wise in the dining hall.

[Her head twitches]

Ms. Traverse: Is that so?

Heather: I didn't...

[she twitches intentionally]

Heather: ... attack anyone. I was just trying to defend myself.

[Ms. Mackinaw looks embarrassed and upset that Heather made fun of her twitch]

Heather: I'm sorry. I didn't meant to...

[Ms. Mackinaw twitches again and leaves angrily]

Ms. Traverse: [Slaps Heather] Now listen: We have a certain way of doing things aroung her and you better figure out what that way is or there are going to be serious consequences.

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Samantha: [Heather kicks bathroom stall door to try and get out, Samantha has her pinned inside] Say it.

Samantha: [Heather kicks stall door again] Say it.

Samantha: "I'm a fire-crotch."

Heather: What?

Samantha: "I am a fire-crotch."

Heather: How many football players put it in you before your mom got sick of having another tramp around the house?

Girl #1: [Samantha pulls open the stall door angrily, then proceeds to punch Heather in the stomach] Nice one.

Samantha: [Heather is keeled over in pain] If you know what's good for you, you'll run away and never, ever come back.

Samantha: Got it, fire-crotch?

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Ms. Traverse: We have a certain way of doing things here. And you better find out what that way is or there will be serious consequences.

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Samantha: We have a certain way of doing things here. And you better find out what that way is or there will be serious consequences.

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