When a successful country lawyer captures and attempts to "civilize" the last remaining member of a violent clan that has roamed the Northeast coast for decades, he puts the lives of his family in jeopardy.
Brandon Gerald Fuller,
Lauren Ashley Carter
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In 1965, after provoking a fire in a forest, the rebel teenager Heather Fasulo is sent to the boarding school Falburn Academy in the middle of the woods by her estranged mother Alice Fasulo and her neglected father Joe Fasulo. The dean Ms. Traverse accepts Heather in spite of the bad financial condition of her father. The displaced Heather becomes close friend of he weird Marcy Turner, while they are maltreated by the abusive mate Samantha Wise. During the nights, Heather has nightmares and listens to voices from the woods, and along the days she believes that the school is a coven of witches. When some students, including Marcy, simply vanish, Heather believes she will be the next one. Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
(at around 1h 05 mins) During the car accident scene, when Heather's mother is killed and her body is placed on the car's side, the global view from above given by the camera going progressively up reveals a numerical error or an omission: At the beginning of the global view, wood and branches can be seen going from the mother's legs, running against the car's wheel and going toward the road. Some branches put on the ground also are visible under the car. A few seconds later, while the camera goes up, the branches suddenly disappear. See more »
[Heather kicks bathroom stall door to try and get out, Samantha has her pinned inside]
[Heather kicks stall door again]
"I'm a fire-crotch."
"I am a fire-crotch."
How many football players put it in you before your mom got sick of having another tramp around the house?
[Samantha pulls open the stall door angrily, then proceeds to punch Heather in the stomach]
[Heather is keeled over in pain]
If you know what's good for you, you'll run away and never, ever come back.
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If you try to estimate The Woods as a horror flick it's 2 out of 10. Scary? Impressive story? Good finale? Effects? ... are you kidding?
But despite of all the above the Woods is surprisingly watchable and somehow enjoyable. How's that?
Yes, it's style and imagery (excluding those ridiculous chopping scenes). Hypnotising manner of photography and acting. Slow dialogs, slow movements, close-ups on leading actresses, nice soundtrack selections, charming vocals in chorus scenes. Tea tanned picture, old-fashion haircuts and clothes.
Second, it's a human touch. I mean that scene with radio listening, scene when Heather mimics Mrs.Mackinaw, and so on. It's too common thing for nowadays horror flicks to forget that people are people in the first place, not just screaming dummies for chopping.
In fact, The Woods resembled me Body Snatchers - same slow, beautiful, stylish, and hypnotizing.
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