Shelly:
It's just... funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like *really expensive* but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think?
Cate:
Yeah, well... the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways.
GZA:
Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin'-ass Murray!
Alfred:
He's a very committed environmentalist.
Steve:
Spike Jonze is a tree hugger? Jesus, I never would've had him down as that.
Alfred:
Well... I think he prefers the term "leaf people."
Jack:
Well, Nikola Tesla invented fluorescent light. Without him we wouldn't have alternating current, radio, television... x-ray technology... induction motors, particle beams, lasers; none of that would even exist if it weren't for him.
Meg:
[
sarcastically] Hmm, or the rock band Tesla.
Jack:
[
visibly dispirited] Funny.
Iggy:
Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
Bill Murray:
[
Coughs] Doc, what could I do for this cough?
RZA:
Shit, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide...
Bill Murray:
We got that for cuts and stuff.
RZA:
...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow, you spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
GZA:
And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.
Bill Murray:
We got that in the back, too.
Tom:
Well... we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style.
Iggy:
You callin' me a Taco Bell kind of guy?
Joe:
You really are a fuckin' moron, you know that? I'm gonna call up the big tobacco companies and thank them for burying you!
Tom:
The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit.
Steve:
I've not given my number out to many eminent people in the past. I've not given my number out to Sam Mendes, so you're in good company.
Alfred:
Well, if it's good enough for Sam Mendes it's good enough for me.
GZA:
Want some tea?
RZA:
Yea, splash me.
GZA:
It's all herbals, man. No caffeine.
RZA:
That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.
GZA:
Tell me about it.
RZA:
Caffeine leads to depression... makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits. You know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.
GZA:
I'm off that shit, anyway.
RZA:
Crisp and clean. No caffeine.
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