Caught cheating and banned for ten years, Bobby Dukes, paintball's first superstar, returns to reclaim his title and erase the memory of his tainted past.
Second place is first place for losers
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When we were formed on an atomic level, all these little tiny cells come together in a very very specific comibinion.
[With fingers coming together
Boop boop boop; might become you. Boop boop boop; a different way might become me. Boop boop boop; another way might become Pat Sajack. Once every 10,000 years or so, these chromosomes come together in just a special way. When they came together that day, that was Bobby Dukes.
Referenced in Eagles in the Chicken Coop
Written by Josef Marais
Performed by Rob Corddry See more