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True Crime: Streets of LA (Video Game 2003) Poster

(2003 Video Game)

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Nick: That sounds like a line from a bad video game.

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[first lines]

George: They call it the City of Angels. Funny. In my 30 years here, I haven't seen a single one.

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Nick: Run Forrest, run!

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Nick: The ladies call me "Quick Nick" for a reason... uh, not that reason.

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Nick: What? I can't hear you! Oh, you can't hear me either...

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Nick: Hell hath no fury like Nick Kang pissed off!

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Nick: [singing] You fought the law and the law won.

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Nick: This is Nick Kang chasing after another dumbass criminal!

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Nick: Hey, sure you want to fight? All right, I guess you do.

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Nick: It's time to hit the road Jack, errr... Nick.

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[after kicking a guy who is relieving himself]

Nick: You have the right to soak in your own urine.

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[after getting new guns]

Nick: This is my BOOMSTICK.

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[introduction of "Russian Face-Off" chapter]

Nick: Hi Chief, who's the suit?

Chief: Nick, um, this is, uh, Agent-In-Charge Masterson from, er, the F.B.I. Seems that they had the spa under surveillance when you, ahem...

Agent Masterson: When you pulled off your John Wayne stunt and blew it all to hell! We've been working on this for weeks!

Nick: Sorry, sitting around stuffy vans eating donuts cramps my style.

[shows a photo of Rocky]

Nick: You want this Rocky? Let me show this around and see if I get any takers.

Agent Masterson: You're telling me you know someone who can ID this guy?

Nick: Maybe - an arms dealer out in Venice Beach. A real piece of work - done business with the Russians for years. If there's trouble, then he's in on it.

Agent Masterson: Whoa, whoa, pal. I'm running this op now and you don't as much as take a leak unless I say so.

Nick: [dims his eyes] Speaking of which, Masterson. Your fly's open.

Agent Masterson: Ahhh shit!

[zips up the zipper]

Chief: Masterson, we agreed to let Nick do his thing - You know he's our best shot.

Agent Masterson: Damn, don't make me regret this, Kang.

Nick: Why does everyone keep saying that?

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Cary Kang: The wise man acts before he speaks. Or is it the other way around?

Nick: It's not gonna matter after I'm through with you, Confucious.

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Nick: [after picking up a first-aid kit or entering a health clinic] Mmmm... Morphine

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Nick: [after picking up a first-aid kit or entering a health clinic] Even my jock-itch is cured.

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Nick: [after repairing a car in a gas station] Now the cops won't find me... Wait.

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Rosie Velasco: [after a fight with a Triad thug in the Chinese Bistro] What's Chinese for crazy? No way am I gonna work with you! You're outta control! I don't need this shit!

Nick: Rosie, wait! You forgot your fortune cookie!

Rosie Velasco: I know what it says. "Beware of nutcases!"

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Gypsy: Is that a gun in your pocket?

Nick: No, I'm just happy to see you.

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Nick: Got here in the nick of time. HA. I crack myself up.

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George: If it isn't the Nick-the-nick-meister-lamma-damma-ding-dong.

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[Nick enters the lobby of a bank to stop the robbers]

Nick: Alright, come to Neo...

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Nick: Mess with the EOD, end up DOA! Man, that was corny...

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[on the phone]

Nick: Kang here... hello?

Ancient Wu: Where the metal birds flock near the ocean, you will find revenge...

Nick: What was that? Ancient Wu?

Ancient Wu: The sixth edifice, at the landing place of the flying machines...

Nick: Wait-wait, sorry, I don't quite follow...

Ancient Wu: Santa Monica Airport, Hangar 6, asshole!

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Agent Masterson: Your reputation precedes you, Kang. You're a real loose cannon and if it were up to me, you wouldn't carry a badge.

Nick: Man, who peed in your coffee?

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[Repeated line]

Nick: Oh shit, it's dim sum time!

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Dispatcher: Be on the lookout for a stolen truck loaded with Activision video games. Be advised: Cargo is of great value; stop the truck with minimum damage.

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Nick: [after being kicked in the nuts by a suspect who is a stripper] Awwwww, must've said the magic words.

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Nick: Now that was pretty cool...!

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Nick: Oh, man. This mess is gonna take one shitload of paperwork.

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Nick: [after knocking a criminal to the ground] Stay the fuck down!

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Nick: Just me, the car and the road. That's joyride!

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Nick: This is Nick Kang in pursuit of another dumbass criminal.

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Snoop Dogg: This is the Snoop Dizzle, in pursuit of another dumb ass motherfucker!

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Snoop Dogg: What you got there, nigga?

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Snoop Dogg: Man, you got some hype shit. I'm just gonna confiscate it for you and give you a warning. Now beat it!

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Nick: You picked the wrong party to crash, jackass!

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Nick: I'm not gonna reason with you. I'm just gonna shot you.

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Nick: [when taking someone's car] Open up, before I shot you!

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