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Dean Seagrave: I'm just a fag with a gun who needs a chainsaw.

[sees a building]

Dean Seagrave: And there's an Argentine Home Depot!

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Pablo Alesandro: Welcome to Argentina

Dean Seagrave: Gracias.

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Dean Seagrave: I'm coming home, Louise. There's a flight leaving tonight at 10 o'clock. I'll be in LA tomorrow at noon.

Louise: Great, well I'll shave my pussy. Bye.

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Dean Seagrave: It's his mother.

Louise: Whose mother?

Dean Seagrave: Pablo's.

Louise: What? The subtle one? I thought she lived in Argentina.

Dean Seagrave: [scanning the crowd] Pablo must be here.

Louise: Introduce us, I wanna ask her where she got her shoes.

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Dean Seagrave: I have to have closure.

Marnie: Closure?

[slaps Dean across the face]

Marnie: There's your closure!

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Sofia: [speaking to Dean about being from Argentina] It's a country.

Sofia: We need to hang onto our past, because the present is too difficult.

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Sofia: Dean, do you know why Pablo came back to his country?

Dean Seagrave: [in a sarcastic tone] I'm sure it was because he missed the warmth, friendliness, and honesty of the Argentine people.

Sofia: You are very arrogant, you know.

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Marcos: [to Dean] You're afraid of never finding another man who can take you to the places you don't dare to go alone; don't you?

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Louise: [across her office, while on the phone] Is anybody going to Jamba Juice? I would love a Berry Blast with a Protein Boost - fast.

Louise: [getting back to her call] I'm here, Dean.

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