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Testosterone (2003)

 -  Comedy | Drama  -  26 June 2004 (USA)
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Dean Seagrave
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Pablo Alesandro
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Louise
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Marcos
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Guillermo
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Dean has been stumped for some time in his attempt to produce a follow-up to "I was a Teenage Speed Freak," his incredibly successful graphic novel. His fans expect great things from him and his editor, Louise, is hounding him. Instead of working, however, Dean spends his time searching for his Argentine lover Pablo, who went out one night for cigarettes and never came back. Written by Sujit R. Varma

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Rated R for sexual content, language and some drug use
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26 June 2004 (USA)  »

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$29,452 (USA) (10 September 2004)

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$29,452 (USA) (10 September 2004)
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Dean Seagrave: It's his mother.
Louise: Whose mother?
Dean Seagrave: Pablo's.
Louise: What? The subtle one? I thought she lived in Argentina.
Dean Seagrave: [scanning the crowd] Pablo must be here.
Louise: Introduce us, I wanna ask her where she got her shoes.
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Tone of the Tango
19 April 2005 | by (Arizona) – See all my reviews

Hard to think of any other film where the putative good guy and the bad guy are uniformly repugnant. That the setting is Argentina reminds me of that country's major cultural contribution to the world -- the tango. The dance evolved from a musical entertainment for men only in which the participants combined hard-bitten, menacing moves with unmistakeably erotic passion. The soundtrack of this film, including some modern Astor Piazzolla, reinforces an impression genuinely Argentine.

The problem encountered here is one already noted in several comments, namely, that the story is out of focus. A rather preposterous ending compounds the offense. It's really too bad, because otherwise I found myself drawn to the underlying notion of finding resolution to a dramatic theme by moving the scene to some exotic locale. "Flying Down to Buenos Aires," as it were.

Noir and comedy mix well only in the area of satire. One comes away from viewing this apparent attempt to combine the two not with an appreciation of its cleverness, but with a sour taste in one's mouth. In some sense, I got the feeling neither the creators of the film nor possibly some of the actors were altogether thrilled by the script or the characterizations. That's a kiss of death not unlike one might have witnessed at the conclusion of a tango danced in some nineteenth-century Buenos Aires brothel.


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