Saturday night: Jimmy 'Fangs' Petrucci [Joseph DeVito] is P.O.ed. He's just been kicked out of the
band he manages. You don't do this to Jimmy 'Fangs' and live. First,
however, Jimmy has other business to take care of...namely, informing
Micky 'Balls' and Fat Frankie that he is taking over Micky's narcotics
territory. When Micky and Frankie resist, Jimmy, along with his henchmen
-- Joey 'the Butcher' Mandone [Joshua Nelson], Nicky 'the Tooth' [Giovanni DeMarco], and Paulie 'Hands' [Michael Massimino] -- take
out Micky, Fat Frankie, and their molls, Annette and Vicky...not with
heaters, but with fangs. Just before finishing off Vicky [Melissa Bacelar], Joey recognizes
her as a friend of his sister, so he decides to turn Vicky instead. The
rest get stabbed in the heart, as all good vampires do to their food after
they've finished eating.
Sunday: Marcel Thomas [J Scott Green], one of Jimmy's deliverymen as well as his maker, is on
the lam to Montreal with $100,000 of Jimmy's money when he and his
girlfriend Amy [Jocasta Bryan] run into car trouble. In need of blood and a car, Marcel
takes both from Good Samaritan Jonathan who stops to help. Marcel and Amy
also take Jonathan's wife, Annabelle [Shannon Moore], to keep 'on ice' for later. To prove
to Annabelle that they are vampires, Marcel allows Annabelle to shoot him
in the head. What he doesn't count on is Annabelle taking a second shot,
this time shooting out his right eye, something that will take at least a
week to regrow. Jimmy is getting concerned. He hasn't heard from Marcel with regards
to his money nor is Marcel answering his phone. It looks like something
has happened, and the most likely scenario is that Marcel has absconded
with the money. Jimmy, Joey, and Nicky stop by Paulie's house to rouse him
out of bed. To their horror, they find that Paulie has been shot in the
head and stabbed through the heart. Only a black rose has been left as a
calling card. Jimmy thinks it might have been Marcel who did the killing,
but he's wrong. Unbeknown to anyone, there is a new vampire [Masha Sapron] on the scene
[known in the credits only as 'the Narrator'], and she's so unhappy about
her situation that she's looking to kill her maker...once she finds
him...and God help any other vampires who cross her path. She's a powerful
one, this yearling. She is stronger and faster than 95% of the vampires
out there. She can go invisible and read minds, while vampires like Amy
and Nicky 'the Tooth', have yet to even figure out how to make their own
fangs come out.
In the meantime, Jimmy has something to show to Joey and Nicky. Jimmy
has a friend who is both a vampire and a drug maker. He has developed a
way to mix vampire blood with marijuana, creating a fast and easy way to
turn pot smokers into zombies who will do their master's bidding as well
as clean up the bodies left behind. To demonstrate, Jimmy rounds up a few
employees whom he suspects of stealing from him and forces them to take a
few hits. Within seconds, they are reduced to flesh-eating zombies. It is
Jimmy's plan to build himself an army of these zombies, but first he must
get back that missing $100,000, and Jimmy knows just the guy who can do
it...the Reaper. The Reaper [Steve Gonzalez] is a powerful old vampire, so powerful that he casts no
reflection in a mirror. Rumor has it that the Reaper is thousands of years
old, never was human, and originally came from Romania. No one knows what
he looks like because he always wears a long black robe and a cowl over
his face. The Reaper and his wife June [Livia Llewellyn], who is 443 years old and once was
a countess in Hungary, live in a spotless little house in the suburbs,
spotless because June is uber obsessive/compulsive about cleanliness.
While Jimmy, Joey, and the Reaper attempt to talk business, June goes
bonkers because the Reaper left a dirty spoon in the kitchen sink. Anyway,
the Reaper agrees to take on the job of finding Marcel and getting back
Jimmy's money.
Sunday night: Marcel and Amy have taken a motel room where Marcel intends to hole
up for a few days, at least until his eye stops throbbing. In the
meantime, he's in need of a few supplies, so he leaves Amy with Annabelle
while he looks for a store that's still open. While Marcel is gone,
Annabelle and Amy get into a long talk about Christianity, something that
angers Marcel no end because he is totally against playing with food. It's
becoming more and more obvious that, although Marcel and Amy were once
super in love ("He watched me die and waited for me to be reborn. It was
so romantic!"), the ardor has cooled and Amy is bored. She's actually
enjoying the talk with Annabelle and learning about Jesus Christ and how
accepting Him as her savior will save her from hell.
Monday: The Reaper is on the road, closing in on Marcel while Jimmy and Joey
are holed up in Jimmy's studio, waiting for Vicky to change. Jimmy informs
Joey that Nicky was killed last night by the same vampire that killed
Paulie on Saturday night. Concerned that they may be next, Jimmy hires the
best protection around... Christopher and Cynthia [Jason Adams and Gina Ramsden]
from Staten Island. While Jimmy, Joey, and Vicky play cards, Christopher and Cynthia stand
watch. Suddenly, Christopher can feel someone in the room. Before he knows
it, he's dead. The Narrator goes on to kill Cynthia and then Joey. Just
before she kills Jimmy, she shows him a picture of Marcel and asks where
she can find him. When Jimmy refuses to talk, she mind melds with him and
learns that the Reaper is also after Marcel. After killing Jimmy, she then
informs Vicky what to expect as she turns into a vampire. Leaving her
calling card, the black rose, the Narrator leaves. Amy is superbored and suggests to Marcel that they tie up Annabelle
and go hunting together, just like they used to. They break in a house and
start feeding on all the occupants. After taking out three or four in the
kitchen, Marcel moves up to the bedroom where he finds a couple in bed.
After drinking their blood, he hears a baby crying in the next room, and
he kills the baby, too. Amy is so disgusted when she finds Marcel sucking
on the baby ("I had the decency to kill it before eating it, okay? I'm not
completely without compassion.") that when they get back to their motel
room and Marcel goes to pee in order to make room for Annabelle, Amy frees
Annabelle and the two of them run away together.
Tuesday: Annabelle is heading for her house in the country. Amy notices a
hooded guy standing alongside the road. He casts no reflection in the rear
view mirror. When Marcel calls Amy on her cellphone and begs her to come
back, she refuses and warns him to call off the goon (the one who casts no
reflection) that's been following them. After they arrive at her house,
Annabelle begins thinking about what she can do to help Amy. However, when
Annabelle starts rattling on about the police, lawyers, courts of law,
being abused and not at fault and all, Amy finds herself rethinking her
decision to run off with Annabelle and comes to another decision. She
tears open Annabelle's neck and has lunch. Just as Amy finishes the first
course, Marcel phones again. This time he sweet talks her into coming back
to him, and she agrees to wait for him to drive up to Annabelle's. He
should be there around sundown, he says. Amy hangs up and goes back to
Annabelle's neck for more. Just as she feels her fangs starting to come in
for the very first time, she is knifed through the heart. The Reaper has
found her. Meanwhile, June has been dutifully dusting the bedroom when she
notices one of the Reaper's dirty socks lying on the side of the bed. In a
fit of anger, she picks up the sock and goes in search of the Reaper, but
she fails to notice the car that was parked along the road, watching her
house. A call to the Reaper's cellphone, and June has located him. She
expects to get there by sundown, she says, provided rush hour traffic
isn't too bad. As she pulls away, the car that's been watching her house
begins to follow.
Tuesday sundown: Marcel arrives first and is happy to see Annabelle lying dead on the
lawn, but Amy is nowhere in sight. He goes into the house and begins
walking down a long hallway, unaware that the Reaper is waiting for him at
the end with a bottle of holy water ready to toss. As Marcel calls out
Amy's name, June arrives. Right behind June, but unseen, is the Narrator.
As Marcel nears the end of the hallway, the Reaper steps out and tosses
the holy water at him. Also at that very moment, June comes out of a side
hallway and is hit smack in the face with the holy water. June hits the
floor, writhing in pain, and Marcel attempts to run, but the Narrator is
right behind him. She shoots at him, hitting him in his good eye, then
asks him why he turned her. "Did you ever look into somebody's eyes right before you're about to
do them and see a darkness that just goes on for miles?" Marcel replies. "I
could see back then, even when you were drooling on the floor, you were
going to be one of the great ones...a mean, tough, hardcore bitch. How
could I kill that?" As the Narrator holds the knife to Marcel's chest, Marcel attempts to
bargain with her by offering her the $100,000 in his pocket. Just then,
the Reaper enters the room. Marcel attempts to bargain with him, too, but
the Reaper has a job to do and he's not about to be put off. Emotionlessly
and while the Narrator watches, the Reaper plunges his sword into Marcel's
heart, takes the $100,000, and heads for the door. "Contrary to what
people believe," he turns around and says to the Narrator, "I was human
once. Sooner or later that part will die off. Just give it some time...if
that's what you want."
Epilogue: Whatever happened to Jimmy's weed?
At what looks like a rave, joints are being passed around. Suddenly,
the entire audience turns into zombies. They attack the musicians and
begin eating them. [Original synopsis by bj_kuehl]