Punk Rock Holocaust (2004) (V)

User Rating:

3.3/10   

Director:

Doug Sakmann

Writers:

Nick Esposito (writer)
Doug Sakmann (writer)

Release Date:

31 October 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Comedy

Tagline:

Punks not dead... but it's about to be.

Plot:

In the summer of the 2003, thousands of punk rock kids and musicians attended the Vans Warped Tour. Eight weeks later very few had survived. This is their story.

Plot Keywords:

Warped Tour | Murder | Punk Rock | Punk | Prominent Product Placement

Cast

Kevin Lyman	...	Warped Tour Founder
Heather Vantress	...	Warped Tour Reporter
Lloyd Kaufman	...	Belial / Satan
Doug Sakmann	...	William Van Landingham, III / Main Executioner / Explosion Stunt Executioner
Steven Smith	...	Fuse Action News Reporter
Laura Sanders	...	Warped Tour Production Team
Keri Lee	...	Warped Tour Production Team
Kerry Nicholson	...	Warped Tour Production Team
Lisa Brownlee	...	Warped Tour Production Team
Steve Sullivan	...	Warped Tour Security
Mitch Alden	...	Warped Tour Security
Doug Goodstein	...	Warped Tour Accountant
Matt Hollenberg	...	Monster Rock Guy
Chris Weindell	...	Monster Rock Guy
James Jackson	...	Chris Monkey

Runtime:

USA:95 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Company:

Backseat Conceptions

Trivia:

When this movie came out, it held the record with 110 on-screen kills not to mention the numerous crowd genocides.

Quotes:

Belial: Remember, infected piercings give you credibility.

Movie Connections:

References A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Soundtrack:

Trouble and Chaos

Oh, the Brutality! Oh, the Enigmatity!

Any movie that has The Kids of Widney High in it automatically qualifies for a rusty thumbs up from this robot. The icing on the cake... provided I could eat cake and knew what it tastes like, but since you humans seem to enjoy it I feel this phrase is appropriate... is the appearance of my favorite serial killing band Brutal Enigma. In the years before I was consigned to the scrap heap, I was a roadie for this band. Since I can not fully understand the emotions that are involved in enjoying music, I do not know if they are a "good" band or not. What I do know is that they are very efficient killers and that fit in perfectly with my programming. I had thought that they had passed on, as is the fashion with you fragile beings, but it seems that they are eternal. This documentary captures what Brutal Enigma is capable of in gruesome detail. Many humans died on this Warped Tour, if only all bands did as much killing as Brutal Enigma we would be much closer to a world without humans.

As for the rest of the film, I must once again state that I can not fully appreciate the music contained within this film, since I have no emotions, but the killing by Brutal Enigma is plentiful and that was successful in stimulating my programming. It was also "good" to see the friendly robot from the Phenomanauts get destroyed as this planet has no use for any robot that serves humans instead of working towards the destruction of the human race.

In summary I recommend this movie to all robots that are working towards removing all humans from our planet, as well as humans who enjoy seeing how many ways of dying are available to them when their eventual death is visited upon them.