Futurama (2003 Video Game)
Professor Farnsworth: ...that's why you have to find us some dark matter, Leela.
Leela: But I'm no playable character!
Professor Farnsworth: Now you are!
Leela: In your face, non-playable characters!
Philip J. Fry: Oh, Professor! Here's the hammer I died getting for you.
Professor Farnsworth: Er, Wha? Oh, you can keep that piece of junk! I only made you look for it to get you out of my metaphorical hair!
Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna get a new $300 haircut. This one lost its pazzaz.
Bender Bending Rodriguez unit 22: Good luck, monster bait!
Adoy: The power generator is over there; you can get to it along this dangerous path laden with quick sand. I know! I know! It was a terrible place to build the generator! I'm sorry! Give me a break here.
Skeleton Warrior #1: Something's about to happen - I can feel it in me bones!
Skeleton Warrior #2: Ha, good one.
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, damnit, Mom - nobody kills my crew except for me!
Professor Farnsworth: The worst part is the phantom hemorrhoids. Avenge my decapitation!
Bender Bending Rodriguez unit 22: Gee, I really care about your lame people and your crummy temple, but we're gonna have to pass.
[upon being asked for help]