Radio Free Roscoe (2003–2006)
Lily Randall: [singing] Its hard to pick just one guy, when any one can make my day... but this girl's gotta make a decision... so the guy I pick is...
Lily Randall: This isnt working
Lily Randall: [singing] Its hard to pick just one guy... When all that I have is... only one heart to give... So Im giving it all to Tra... UHHh I dont know
Lily Randall: Audrey as if, Ray's one of my best friends; so of course I think he's funny, sweet and the way his hair curls over his ear... grrr... your right I do like him.
Audrey: don't tell me, tell Ray
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: I like your mustard shirt Ray... It matches your gravy pants
Lily Randall: How come everytime she says Rocks, I end up wanting to throw one at her?
Travis Strong: [on his kiss with Lily] Ray It Didn't mean anything.
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Oh, Don't say that. Don't say that it didn't mean anything. Listen to me. If you thought about her everyday or if you memorized her laugh or if you once calculated how many seconds she's been alive! Maybe I could get how you could do this to me. But can you do it and say it meant nothing?
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Yeah travis just don't get in trouble like last time
Travis Strong: All I'm saying is Columbus didn't find America if people were already there
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: You like the drummer dude?
Lily Randall: Yah, whats not to like?
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Well for starters his name is The Drummer Dude
Travis Strong: Yeah, but sometimes there's such a thing as too much freedom.
Lily Randall: What? That's like saying there's too much AIR
Travis Strong: There is too much air... If you're a fish.
[Ray and Travis are caught by Principal Waller for using walkie talkies... Robbie uses his to talk to them]
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Fireant in da house! Wombat, Cobra?
Principal Waller: Better yet, scorpian.
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: [to Principal Waller] Can you tell him I don't wanna be wombat anymore?
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Scorpian? What's with the name change? And your Waller impression still is
[walks over and sees them]
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Waller.
Paige: sometimes my dads so embarassing he calls me pumpkin
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: is that because you have a big head
Lily Randall: If you call me one more time... I will tell everyone that you played with a doll until we were six
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: It was a female action figure
Lily Randall: With a Dream Home! Please!
[Ray's trying to copy Lilys test]
Lily Randall: Ray their not grading us on this
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Sorry reflex
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: just think when lily becomes president i'll be her first lady
Travis Strong: [Talking to Robbie] Blame me? Blame your irrational fear of fake hair.
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Dirty fake hair!
Travis Strong: [as Ms. Communication] Well once again Pronto's lips are moving but his brain is taking a day off
Audrey: [Drawing a picture of the lunch lady] Do you like it?
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: Yeah, it's so real I could smell the tuna surprise.
Lily Randall: [looking at her Cd Cover] Finally a good picture of me.
Travis Strong: Are you kidding? I've never seen a bad picture of you.
Lily Randall: That's 'cause you're not looking at me flaws. My arms are to skinny, my nose looks weird...
Travis Strong: Lily you're gorgeous.
Kim Carlisle: I think we have real chemistry
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: Professional or personal?
Kim Carlisle: Is there a diffrence?
Travis Strong: What? Do you own Lily? Is she your personal property or something? Look I know your mad but it's not my fault that you never acted on your feelings!
Lily Randall: This is Radio Free Roscoe... your one watt flamethrower of TRUTH!
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: [talking] It's all you ever hear. Look like this, think like this, be like this. How do you fight it? We started our own radio station. We keep our identities secret. It gives us the power to say what we want as loud as we want.
Sydney DeLuca: [singing] We change the rules around, we've got a different sound, tune into the underground, cause when it gets too much, you have no choice, aww yeah, you gotta make some noise, are you listening, are you listening now, we're on the air.
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: [talking] You're listening to Radio Free Roscoe
Robert 'Robbie' McGrath: I can't believe he called me a model student.
Raymond 'Ray' Brennan: If you had higher cheekbones, you'd be a supermodel student.
Lily Randall: What's a two-point conversion?
Travis Strong: I don't know, my family's not that religious...
Travis Strong: Maybe you should stop using Spiderman as an analogy for your life.