Around the Horn (2002– )

Tony Reali: Self - Host, Former Guest Panelist, Self

Quotes 

• Stat Boy : Get it? Got it? Good, let's light this candle.

• Stat Boy : Every once in awhile everyone does something wrong and you have to own up to it - right Mariotti?

  Jay Mariotti : No!

  [Stat Boy mutes him] 

• Tony Reali : HORN!

• Woody : [after Richard Justice is introduced]  You know, even though Mariotti isn't here, it's still nice to have a "Richard" around.

  Stat Boy : You can't say that...

• Stat Boy : Self promotion is the mating call of the mute button.

• Stat Boy : [before introducing Adande, Blackistone, Paige, and Smith]  We're looking at three of America's hippest, most talented sports writers, and one old white guy.

• Stat Boy : ...And boom goes the dynamite

• [repeated line] 

  Tony Reali : At the Dallas Morning News, Kevin Blackistone.

  Kevin Blackistone : What's happenin' Tony?

  Tony Reali : Everything is everything, KB.