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National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)

Lady Killers (original title)
PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime | 17 September 2004 (USA)
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A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.



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A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis


A comedy about two guys who'd do anything to be on top. See more »


Comedy | Crime

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, and some drug related material | See all certifications »




Release Date:

17 September 2004 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Gold Diggers  »

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$392,000 (USA) (17 September 2004)


$392,000 (USA) (17 September 2004)

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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


One of only six theatrical wide releases on record in the United States to average less than $600 US Dollars on its debut weekend per theater in the past 25 years. See more »


Early in the movie where we see how bumbling the two guys are in their acts of crime, Leonard grabs a purse that is attached to a woman's prosthetic left arm. When he brings it back to her, she beats him with a right arm (the hands have switched). See more »


Calvin Menhoffer: We have to kill them. Pickle?
Leonard Smallwood: You mean... murder?
Calvin Menhoffer: Murder is such an ugly word. Try to think of it more like... more like self defense.
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Crazy Credits

Additional footage from the wedding is shown during the first part of the end credits. See more »


References Grease (1978) See more »


Lady Killers
Written by Michael T. Rutter (as Michael Rutter)
Performed by Carmel Helene
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User Reviews

How did this movie get to Europe?
21 May 2006 | by (Denmark) – See all my reviews

This is the most awful film I have ever seen.

Here in Denmark, where I'm from it called "Golddiggers", at the cover of the DVD-box you see "Shermanator" from American Pie and some other guy.. And a lot of Hot chicks. In the movie you see 2 Z-list actors read some bad jokes, while trying to score some seriously old females.

This movie is worse than bad and the cover is more than just plain misleading. Go walk your dog or make love to your girlfriend instead of wasting time at this.

If you are a really really really lousy actor, then see this film and get some confidence.. !! :D

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