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National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2003)
"Lady Killers" (original title)

PG-13  |   |  Comedy, Crime  |  15 June 2003 (USA)
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A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.

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A pair of losers marry two elderly sisters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and Beverly Hills estate.

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A comedy about two of the world's worst gold diggers who'd do anything to be on top. See more »

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Comedy | Crime

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, and some drug related material | See all certifications »
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15 June 2003 (USA)  »

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Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$392,000 (USA) (17 September 2004)

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$392,000 (USA) (17 September 2004)
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One of only six theatrical wide releases on record in the United States to average less than $600 US Dollars on its debut weekend per theater in the past 25 years. See more »

Goofs

Early in the movie where we see how bumbling the two guys are in their acts of crime, Leonard grabs a purse that is attached to a woman's prosthetic left arm. When he brings it back to her, she beats him with a right arm (the hands have switched). See more »

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Calvin Menhoffer: We have to kill them. Pickle?
Leonard Smallwood: You mean... murder?
Calvin Menhoffer: Murder is such an ugly word. Try to think of it more like... more like self defense.
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Tasteless and not even AMUSINGLY tasteless.
28 November 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Some friends and I were at Blockbuster over the weekend. None of us could agree on what film to see. We decided that no one was in the mood for anything really heavy or intellectual. Just some stupid movie to have a few laughs and possibly a few beers to. All of us had seen the really Obvious comedies or big films that you rent from the new release wall as defaults when you're in the mood to just watch some film that you don't have to think about with friends. So we saw the box for GOLDDIGGERS and thought "there are hot chicks on the cover, that kid from American PIE and BOY MEETS WORLD are in it. Its a national lampoon film. I'm sure it will provide some amusingly crude dick and fart jokes and occasional shots of tits and be on par with EURO-Trip as one of those utterly stupid films that you can just pop in and let your brain rust, chuckle occasionally, and kill an hour and a half of your night."

Seriously, this film makes Eurotrip seem academy award worthy. The screenplay isn't even worth picking apart. It is failed joke after failed joke after failed joke. And then, it becomes entirely disgusting. And not Cameron Dias with Cum in her hair SOMETHING ABOUT MARY disgusting where its FUNNY. this was just disgusting.

The basic premise of the film is that these 2 young screw ups try to seduce 2 elderly women. You can already guess how disgusting the sexual interactions already are.

And I wasn't expecting much from this film. I was really looking for 2 things: 1. Boobs. 2. Laughs.

1. The boobs were old and disgusting and by the time it got to cuter girls, I was already thuroughly disgusted 2. Few and far between and mostly at the fact that I actually shelled out 4 dollars to rent this piece of theatrical donk.

So note to all: don't bother renting stupid comedies that you've never head of and are shorter than 90 minutes or star c-list actors. Generally, there's a reason you've never heard of it. Did this even get a theatrical release? I would hope not.


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