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25 November 2003 (USA) moreGenre:
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I'm Dreaming of a White Trash Christmas moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Brian D. Smith | ... | Blain Prunus | |
| Brian C. Smith | ... | Clyde Prunus | |
| Josh Latta | ... | Norbert Wiffel | |
| Calu Morton | ... | Sassy Widington | |
| Misty Kapp | ... | Chrissie Cox | |
| John Suggs | ... | Coach Pride | |
| Waleuska Pallais | ... | Helen Bedd | |
| Melissa Bigler | ... | Jane Doe | |
| Jasmin Vaughan | ... | Tina Braumeister | |
| Maurice Ralston | ... | Bus Driver | |
| S.D. Stephens | ... | Old Farmer (as S.D. 'Blackie' Stephens) | |
| Seth Hendricks | ... | Pork Chop | |
| Paul Trent | ... | Ernie the Hick | |
| Marilea Butler | ... | Jane Doe's mother | |
| Julia Wright | ... | Miss Buckshot |
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Variety is the spice of life, and as a film lover, I like some of everything: Hollywood formula movies, pretentious art films, and unusual stuff that grows in the cracks in between. Stuff like CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY.
The plot, such as it is, says a lot:
Slice of Lowlife: Loser graduates from blow up sex dolls to sleeping corpses after he takes a job with a degenerate mortician. When fresh meat arrives in the form of dead cheerleaders laid out on the slab, battle begins to see who will emerge as king of the necrophiliacs.
If this were a drama, it would be horribly misanthropic, but in fact, C.A. is a mixture of romance, horror and crazy comedy. Hilarious moments pockmark the movie like a bad case of acne, and the cast ham it up as if the're in some old Warhol project. The janitor is played so creepily as to make Crispin Glover nervous, and as the white trash ingénue, Misty Kapp shines as bright as a beer can. I don't know about you, but I've seen enough peroxide blond brats, silly-cone tits and collagen lips for a while. Misty Kapp hits the g-spot in the role of The-Girl(in the trailer)-Next-Door. I hope to see her in more (or in less) in the future.
When Hollywood makes a slob comedy, the usual plot device is to depict a lovable rogue surrounded by good hearted but misunderstood outcasts. Vince Vaughn, for example, in DODGE BALL. Here, heroic, or "good" characters are notable only for their absence. There are no smart people, no nice people, no positive values, no morals. These characters' only concern is where their next beer or orgasm will come from. This absolute refusal to show anybody who is not a worthless P. of S. is one of the things that gives CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY it's edge. With no familiar signposts of morality, it gives the movie a sense of danger. Face it- even regarding the best of most Hollywood products, you know how the movie will end just by looking at the poster. With a movie like C.A., knowing anything can happen, means you don't know what will happen. It's far from normal, and that's the fun.
John Waters used to make movies like this, before he succumbed to the Hollywood dollar(s), but it's few and far between since then. In fact, this is a lot like Water's early stuff and that's a good barometer of whether you'll like it. You can't recommend PINK FLAMINGOS to just anyone, and the same is true of C.A. It's not for the squeamish, the overly sensitive, the politically correct. If you're metroplex mainstream, in the mood for the next Bruckheimer blockbuster, you'll hate it; The art house crowd will despise it. But if you like variety, and need to decompress from the above choices now and then, fire up the bong, and open the six pack, and take the dirt road off the mainstream highway to CHEERLEADER AUTOPSY. .