Racing Stripes (2005)
Reggie: Well sub-divide me and Kentucky-Fry me!
Lightning: If that's a race horse, then I'm D-O double-G, baby.
Goose: Just when I thought I was out. They pull me back in!
Lightning: Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.
Reggie: [Nolan has just cut a racetrack in his cornfield] If you build it, they will come.
Reggie: I see buckets of dead relatives! Extra crispy! Extra crispy!
Goose: You see Rusty the rotatin' rooster up there. He's about to get Goosed.
Goose: Oh... you're funny, but there's only room for one wise guy on this farm.
Goose: You wanna dance? You wanna piece of the Goose? Heeya hiya!
Goose: Get back here, you chicken! C'mon, I'll fight you with one wing behind my back.
Tucker: Goose, who's a pelican who's really a stool pigeon who's a chicken who ducks. That's five birds, count 'em.
Scuzz: Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!
Stripes: But I am a horse... a racehorse!
Sir Trenton: You're no racehorse! You're lunch for a lion and that's about it.