Punk Vacation (1990 Video)
[when the drunken punks strip Lisa down to her underwear and tie her to a tree, some of the women have second thoughts]
Party girl: Maybe we should have gone to stewardess school.
Shotgun-wielding geezer: That girl hasn't been the same ever since she joined that Chamber of Commerce.
Sheriff Virgil: Did Patton call in the state troopers when he took Iwo Jima?
Don: I've seen a million movies, and when the white guy makes the plan, the black dude always does the dirty work.
Steve Reed: Don, I don't think this is the time to discuss racial stereotypes in the media.
First Deputy Sheriff: Sometimes I don't think you're really cut out for this work, Carl
Karl: Well, I failed motel management.
First Deputy Sheriff: You should try horticulture.