Guys and Balls (2004)
Sven: I have the late shift.
Ecki: No problem.
Sven: Why don't you come along? I'll just be hanging around anyway.
Ecki: Love to.
Trainer Karl: Listen, if they wanna get physical, we will, too. Understand? GET PHYSICAL!
Udo: [seeing Ecki and Sven hug after their team wins a goal] Why not f*ck, you twerps!
Sven: [restraining Ecki] Ecki! Come on.
Udo: [taunting] Come here, you pansy!
Sven: [pulling Ecki aside] Hey! I'm here 'cause I wanna win with you.
Udo: Send her over! It's about time she got tamed by a real man!
Ecki: So she can bite your other ear? At least you'd be symmetrical then, Spock!
Smartass Gay Man: Are you the man who puts it in?
Ecki: No, I'm the guy who keeps it out.
Smartass Gay Man: You ought to change positions.