"The Salon" (2003) TV series 2003-2004

Seasons:

unknown

Genre:

Reality-TV

Plot Keywords:

Hair Salon | Non Fiction

Cast

Cheryl Baker	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Jonathan Coleman	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Paul Daniels	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Terri Dwyer	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Janet Ellis	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Vanessa Feltz	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
George Foreman	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Gina G.	...	Herself - Customer (1 episode, 2003)
Rusty Goffe	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Carrie Grant	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Joanne Guest	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Inbaal	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Val Lehman	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Mark Lester	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Debbie McGee	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Linsey Dawn McKenzie	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Brigitte Nielsen	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
David Shayler	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Victoria Silvstedt	...	Herself (1 episode, 2003)
Peter Simon	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Ben Steel	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Adam Stripple	...	Extra - Being Massaged (1 episode, 2003)
Alex Thorne	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
James Whitaker	...	Himself (1 episode, 2003)
Brett Allen	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Dean Ashton	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Shane Connor	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Lee Curreri	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Carolynne Good	...	Herself (1 episode, 2004)
Russell Grant	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Lucy-Jo Hudson	...	Herself (1 episode, 2004)
Amy Lamé	...	Herself (1 episode, 2004)
Bernard Latham	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Sally Lindsay	...	Herself (1 episode, 2004)
The Oddballs	...	Themselves (1 episode, 2004)
Jamie Shaw	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Adele Silva	...	Herself (1 episode, 2004)
Cameron Stout	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)
Antony Worrall Thompson	...	Himself (1 episode, 2004)

Runtime:

UK:30 min (including commercials)

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Company:

Endemol Entertainment UK

The cold,hard 'reality' is.....real life sure is dull

STAR RATING:*****Unmissable****Very Good***Okay**You Could Go Out For A Meal Instead*Avoid At All Costs

This would be the latest 'reality TV' show offering from Channel 4 (yeeesh,as if Big Brother wasn't bad enough).And,as if a bunch of vacuous,undiscernably talented exhibitionists making total nincompoops of themselves every night wasn't nauseating enough,this show,with seemingly none stop coverage on the E4 channel lately,certainly shows it's reality roots (as well as those of the featured customers,heh heh heh).Because that's exactly what it is.Reality.The day to day life at a London hair dressing salon,in all it's riveting,fascinating glory.

Well,there you have it.That is the depths to which programming in this country appears to have plummeted to.How bereft of ideas programmers have become.This is the sort of programming that we are expected to find compulsive viewing.

Well,as it is,guys,it's excruciatingly dull stuff,made all the more dismal by the fact that large parts of the featured hair dressers dialogue is blurted out on account of them talking about potentially unwitting outside parties on rather frequent intervals.Not that I/we could care less,of course,but,you know what I mean.

Sacriligiously bad.*