Bobby: Mr. Byers and I both played terribly. He just ran out of clubs before I did.
Guy On Street: Hi, Bobby!
Robert Tyre Jones, Jr.: Hello.
Mary Malone Jones: Who was that?
Robert Tyre Jones, Jr.: I have no idea...
O.B. Keeler: It's 110 in the shade.
Robert Tyre Jones, Jr.: Well, I guess it's a good thing we don't have to play in the shade.
Elderly Law Client: But he told me to go to hell!
Robert Tyre Jones, Jr.: I checked the law on that, and you don't have to go.
Walter Hagen: Now what you have to understand Bobby is that three bad shots and one good shot still make par. You see, golf is the game of recovery.
Walter Hagen: Tell me Bobby why do you play this game?
Robert Tyre Jones, Jr.: I play because I love it.
Walter Hagen: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.
Angus: [after Bobby walks off the green, during the British Open, quitting the competition] You made a mistake laddy. You can be forgiven for losing but you can't be forgiven for giving up. Not by them mind you,
[points at the public]
Angus: but by yourself. You'll always remember the day Wee Bobby quit the British Open.
Angus: Do you know the definition of insanity Bobby? Its when you do the same thing over and over and expect a different result.