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Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. (2003) Poster

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Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, did you know that there are 206 bones in the body?... We never thought about that while breaking them, did we?

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Dr. J. Asthana: May I ask what is happening here?

Murli Prasad Sharma: No!

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Murli Prasad Sharma: [slapping a goon] You over-acting piece of@#%! You're supposed to have a kidney problem, and instead you have a heart attack!

[He points to another goon disguised as a patient]

Murli Prasad Sharma: Look at this chap - what a natural actor! He's been playing the same role for three years and Papa's never recognised him!

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Circuit: [Answering the phone] Who is this?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Its your dadm who do you think?

Circuit: Bro, How are you Bro?

Murli Prasad Sharma: i need a body

Circuit: Body? who's body Bro?

Murli Prasad Sharma: you know, the one they use for dissection, one of those bodies.

Circuit: Bro, how am i going to find one of those bodies?

Murli Prasad Sharma: how would i know? just find one!

Circuit: Dump the tension bro, you concentrate on your studies, i'll organize a body

[he looks out onto the street and see's a chinese tourist taking pictures of some of the other gang members posing for the camera]

Circuit: Bro, will an imported body do?

Murli Prasad Sharma: yeah it will, just bring it quickly!

Circuit: i'll be there in ten minutes bro, just ten minutes!

Circuit: Hey Butkya... get a sack

Butkya: Right away

[leaves to get a sack]

Chinese tourist: [taking pictures of Munna's gang members posing for the camera while doing there laundry] Thankyou! Thankyou!

Circuit: [walking to the chinese tourist] hey Chilli chicken, you wanna take some photos of an ambulance, its a five-star ambulance?

Chinese tourist: No, i want real india, poor people, hungry people!

Circuit: poor hungry people, inside the ambulance, they are really bleurghh!

Chinese tourist: Really? okay good!

Circuit: Hey Hakka Noodle, youve come in from abroad and you only wanna see naked, hungry people, dont you want to see the taj mahal?

Chinese tourist: no no, hungry and poor men!

Butkya: [Runs up with a small shopping bag] Bro will this bag do?

Circuit: [looks at the bag, takes and it whacks him across the head with it] you stupid! how the hell am i going to fit him in? am i going to fold him in there? hey you?

[to the chinese tourist]

Circuit: How long are you?

Chinese tourist: 5 foot six

Circuit: [to the gang member] get a six foot bag!

[to the chinese tourist]

Circuit: you come with me, you dont want to see taj mahal, i will show you hungry indian!

[leads him into the ambulance]

Chinese tourist: [from inside the ambulance, as circuit knocks him out] Argh!

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Murli Prasad Sharma: Hey circuit, check this out, who would want to marry a cry baby? he tries to commit suicide after a six month fling! Hey

[talks to the boy in the hospital bed]

Murli Prasad Sharma: your mother has loved you all your life, can't you stay alive for her?

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Murli Prasad Sharma: It's just what I feared... lymphoma of the intestines...

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Circuit: Hey, don't fuse my circuit, or you'll be sent home in three different bags!

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Dr. J. Asthana: Are there any questions?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Yes, sir... If a man is dying in the admission ward, is it necessary for him to fill our a form?

[a shocked Asthana dismisses the class, but the next day... ]

Murli Prasad Sharma: Sir, I asked you a question yesterday that you didn't answer - can't you answer it today?

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Murli Prasad Sharma: Wow, Anand bhai, you look like a hero! All the nurses are going to fight over you!

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Dr. J. Asthana: Can I ask what is going on here?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Ask! Don't be shy, ask. Come on, ask!

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[Circuit and Munna have just kidnapped someone]

Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said "Point the gun," not "Shoot out all of Mumbai!"

Circuit: Chill out, bro - these are blanks, they only sting!

[He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape]

Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out?

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Circuit: Bro, if it hurts you so much, why don't you tell your father the truth? Tell him that a don gets more respect in this city than any damn doc!

Murli Prasad Sharma: He'll die if he comes to know - it's just a matter of seven days, Circuit, give it a rest...

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Dr. J. Asthana: Mamu, he called me MAMU!

[Mamu means "dude" and/or "doofus"]

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[Circuit has received a telegram from Hari Prasad Sharma about his arrival]

Murli Prasad Sharma: When?

Circuit: Today, at five o'clock!

Murli Prasad Sharma: Damn! We're screwed!

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Murli Prasad Sharma: [seeing goons taking down the hospital sign] HEY! Don't touch that signboard! My father's name is on that sign! Hands off! Bastards! Don't you dare!

[He goes berserk, and has to be restrained by Circuit]

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Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I've decided I'm going to be a doctor...

Circuit: Uh... bro, why don't you go to sleep, and we'll talk about it in the morning...

Murli Prasad Sharma: I knew you'd say that - you think I'm sloshed, don't you? I'm serious!

Circuit: But, bro, what's the point?

Murli Prasad Sharma: The point? Circuit, the point is that my father will be proud of me! You should've been there - that baldy stood there insulting my father, and I just kept quiet! I'll show him! I'll become a doctor like him and marry his daughter! Circuit, find me the best medical college in Mumbai...!

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[Munnabhai is on the phone when his gang tells him he has entered the college]

Murli Prasad Sharma: Ninavati Hospital? Hang on a moment! Lilavati Hospital? I can't come to work today! Apollo Hospital? Hold your horses! Huh? Bread Candy Hospital? Hold, man, hold, I am busy...

[He hangs up and with Circuit and the others, rushes off to celebrate]

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Murli Prasad Sharma: [singing] My name? You haven't heard yet? Munnabhai... M.B.B.S.!

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Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I'm missing Mom. I keep remembering her.

Circuit: Your memory is very solid, man, so solid that I can see her. Hey, are you missing Dad also. I can see him too.

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[Circuit accompanies Munnabhai to his college room]

Circuit: [looking around] What the...? It ends almost right where it begins!

Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, do you know why God sent me to this college?

Circuit: God certainly never told me!

Murli Prasad Sharma: Because he wants me to settle a score with the man who made my father cry!

Circuit: Okay, if it's settled with God, all right!

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Circuit: Hey, stop imitating a bedspread and get off the bed!

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[last lines]

Anand Banerjee: [looking though a photo album] And so, Munna married Suman, a.k.a. Chinky... A year later, Circuit married - that's his son, his nickname is Short Circuit... Asthana retired, and now runs Munna's hospital - there you get free doses of medicines, laughs, and hugs! Everyone can be admitted; as Asthana says "Chill out, bro! Fill in the form later!" Dr. Rustom Paveri is the new dean of the college, and is unmarried - but his father still dates the queen! Munna couldn't become a doctor, but he's still called M.B.B.S. - Married with Bouncing Babies and Smiles!... That's me... Tomorrow I'm going back to Calcutta. I'm going to miss them all - especially him... Mamu!

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Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, have you ever felt as though you were going to die?

Circuit: You know that dude Shakeel?

Murli Prasad Sharma: Yeah?

Circuit: He once went after me with a knife - I thought I was gonna go that day!

Murli Prasad Sharma: Not that, Circuit - I meant, have you ever felt as though you were fatally ill, and could only wait, helpless? Watching the clock and calendar go by like a time bomb, and your life, your dreams coming face to face with THE END...

Circuit: Bro, my mother used to say that we became stars when we die...

[He starts pointing at stars in the sky]

Circuit: Look, there's my father - the bugger used to beat me a lot! And there's Uncle - he was a cool dude! Hey... where's Mom? Aaah, Mumbai's getting too polluted, man...

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Circuit: [threateningly] Are you Zaheer? Are you the one who slapped Bro?

Zaheer: Yes...

Circuit: [laughing] You've got some guts, mamu!

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[after Munna is expelled, he and Circuit are wandering around in a drunken stupor]

Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I've decided I'm going back to the village!

Circuit: [flourishing two tickets] I knew it - that's why I've brought TWO railway tickets!

Murli Prasad Sharma: But what will you do in the village? You can't even handle a plough!

Circuit: Bro, if I do that, then what will the cows do?

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Dr. Suman Asthana: [about Anand] Murli, what's the point of talking to him? Nothing you say to him will reach his ears!

Murli Prasad Sharma: So what if his ears can't hear it, he hears it with his heart! You see, when two people share a strong connection, then they can communicate to each other through their hearts...

Dr. Suman Asthana: You're too much, Murli...

[She leaves, but Munna tries to prove his point]

Murli Prasad Sharma: [thinking] Ms. Suman, I hope you can hear me...

[No response]

Murli Prasad Sharma: [thinking] Mike testing, 1, 2, 3...

[No response]

Murli Prasad Sharma: [thinking] Ms. Suman, I think I'm in love with you...

[At this, Suman finally turns and looks at Munna. She smiles, blushes and leaves]

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