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Malice in Wonderland (2009) Poster

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[last lines]

Felix Chester: Circles. Circles. We all move in circles.

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Bag Lady: What has no conditions but one condition?

Alice: Love.

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Whitey: What do I get a man who can rob anything?

Alice: What about a cake?

Whitey: Nice one Britney.

Alice: That's not my name.

Whitey: You don't know who you are, so you don't know who you're not.

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Gonzo: Girls are trouble. Women are double.

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Alice: He sounds... fascinating.

Whitey: I've heard Harry called a lot of F-words. Fascinating's a new one.

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Harry Hunt: Insanity is not a plea, it's a way of life!

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Caterpillar: Watchya lookin' for?

Alice: Uh, a pick me up...?

Caterpillar: 5-3-5 and 2-6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.

Alice: What? Mister...?

Caterpillar: Trapped, Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Post man chiller is where I'm at.

[Snickers]

Alice: [Sirens go off as police approach] I think it's the police.

[Alice get's pulled into the car]

Alice: What are you doing?

Caterpillar: Saving your ass from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and trow away the key.

Alice: I haven't done anything.

Caterpillar: Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.

Alice: Pleased to meet you.

Hooker: Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow.

Caterpillar: You is busted.

[Snickers]

Hooker: What about you, babe?

Alice: London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest. He isn't, as I feared.

Caterpillar: Affective wit a rhyme! Check it out now, Don Jon.

[Skids car sideways]

Hooker: Next stop, Louis street. Number 31. 2 first class for a Jon named Jon.

Alice: Seems a little late to deliver the post.

Caterpillar: Encontrar, now's when folks need it most.

Hooker: Baby you got e-mail.

Alice: You sell drugs?

Hooker: In a ride.

Caterpillar: Not a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.

Alice: Uh, well, these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.

Caterpillar: 'For Your Hear' BITCH! That's a heavy pop.

Hooker: You better see a doc before you open up the top.

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Alice: But I've already taken one. Or have I taken 2?I can't remember old stuff, and now I can't remember new.

Caterpillar: [opens windows to stop cops with smoke]

[Snickers]

Hooker: Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. Take for your head and be who you wanna be.

Alice: But how can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am?

Caterpillar: When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in the can.

Hooker: You've been dealt the cards, just rearrange the deal.

Caterpillar: We pick you up one, we drop you down two.

Alice: If I get to the party, My driver's inside...

Caterpillar: No access to the party without an invitation.

Alice: Where can I get one?

Caterpillar: I know *just* the location.

[Snickers]

Caterpillar: [Car pulls up to a house]

Alice: Wow! Cool!

[Alice gets out of the car]

Alice: [Caterpillar rolls down the window] Thanks for the ride.

Hooker: Bump the Duchess when you meet her inside.

Caterpillar: Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde.

[Winks]

Caterpillar: [Peels away]

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