Malice in Wonderland (2009)
Felix Chester: Circles. Circles. We all move in circles.
Whitey: What do I get a man who can rob anything?
Alice: What about a cake?
Whitey: Nice one Britney.
Alice: That's not my name.
Whitey: You don't know who you are, so you don't know who you're not.
Alice: He sounds... fascinating.
Whitey: I've heard Harry called a lot of F-words. Fascinating's a new one.
Caterpillar: Watchya lookin' for?
Alice: Uh, a pick me up...?
Caterpillar: 5-3-5 and 2-6 and 1. Lucky eyes here now. Before delivery is done.
Alice: What? Mister...?
Caterpillar: Trapped, Mister. See this eye? I'm no pillar, I'm a cat. Post man chiller is where I'm at.
Alice: [Sirens go off as police approach] I think it's the police.
[Alice get's pulled into the car]
Alice: What are you doing?
Caterpillar: Saving your ass from the SPG. Them mothers will lock you down and trow away the key.
Alice: I haven't done anything.
Caterpillar: Tell it to the judge. The sentence is life and they don't budge. My hooker, she's a looker. Hit me scratch and I even let you.
Alice: Pleased to meet you.
Hooker: Policemen here is not to be trusted. Step out of line and, pow.
Caterpillar: You is busted.
Hooker: What about you, babe?
Alice: London, a cabby said he'd take me, but then he disappeared. He didn't seem honest. He isn't, as I feared.
Caterpillar: Affective wit a rhyme! Check it out now, Don Jon.
[Skids car sideways]
Hooker: Next stop, Louis street. Number 31. 2 first class for a Jon named Jon.
Alice: Seems a little late to deliver the post.
Caterpillar: Encontrar, now's when folks need it most.
Hooker: Baby you got e-mail.
Alice: You sell drugs?
Hooker: In a ride.
Caterpillar: Not a pill on the planet I don't know and you can't buy.
Alice: Uh, well, these don't seem to be working and I need to get my memory back from where it is lurking.
Caterpillar: 'For Your Hear' BITCH! That's a heavy pop.
Hooker: You better see a doc before you open up the top.
Alice: But I've already taken one. Or have I taken 2?I can't remember old stuff, and now I can't remember new.
Caterpillar: [opens windows to stop cops with smoke]
Hooker: Think yourself smart. I wish it was me. Take for your head and be who you wanna be.
Alice: But how can I be who I wanna be when I am who I am?
Caterpillar: When memories come back, some you keep and some you trash in the can.
Hooker: You've been dealt the cards, just rearrange the deal.
Caterpillar: We pick you up one, we drop you down two.
Alice: If I get to the party, My driver's inside...
Caterpillar: No access to the party without an invitation.
Alice: Where can I get one?
Caterpillar: I know *just* the location.
Caterpillar: [Car pulls up to a house]
Alice: Wow! Cool!
[Alice gets out of the car]
Alice: [Caterpillar rolls down the window] Thanks for the ride.
Hooker: Bump the Duchess when you meet her inside.
Caterpillar: Ciao from the hydroponic Bonnie and Clyde.
Caterpillar: [Peels away]