French Spies
(2004)
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French Spies
(2004)
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Benoît Rivière, dit Ben
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Ramzy Bedia | ... |
William Le Sauvage, dit Will
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| Edouard Baer | ... |
Le Mâle
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| Georgianna Robertson | ... |
Natty Dreads
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François Chattot | ... |
Bob d'Auckland
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Didier Flamand | ... |
Pierre de Franqueville
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| Rossy de Palma | ... |
Le Monocle
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| Li Xin | ... |
Miss Dan
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| Nino Kirtadze | ... |
Maman Mâle
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François Berland | ... |
Papa Mâle
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Inna Zobova | ... |
Alexandrie Bogdanova
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Elena Soldatova | ... |
Alexandra Bogdanova
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Zanna Daskova | ... |
Body #1
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Kristina Tsirekidze | ... |
Body #2
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Bernard Bloch | ... |
Lt. Col. Fosse
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Ben and Bill are the two worst, completely useless agents - real losers. But who else would you send on a super-difficult top-secret mission? The French have just sold a new high-power M51 rocket to the Russians for crazy money. Unfortunately for them, the rocket was hijacked before they could get it of their hands. However, not just any fool is up to neutralizing this threat, but only the craziest and most stupid of them can cope with such a task. An unforgettable voyage awaits them - from Paris to the fairytale Jamaica and right into the enemy's lair! Nothing can stop these bunglers, not tanks, not ninjas and not even a team of top models! No, these guys have their own style, which seems to save the day... Written by russart.com
The "James Bond spoof" has been done so many times by now that it should be considered a genre by itself, and "Double Zero" has very little that's fresh to offer. Do not think for a moment that because this is a French production it has any more sophistication or wit than, say, Leslie Nielsen's "Spy Hard" - it doesn't. It does have a glossy look and large-scale "megalomaniac villain" sets that recall those of such Bond films as "The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker", but nothing very funny happens inside them. The highlights are: 1) Plenty of fighting girls that I wanted to see more of (the fight on the beach is terrific), 2) A digitized horny rabbit (you'll see), and 3) The villain's uncanny resemblance to a younger version of Alan Rickman. (**)