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Indeed they are ... at the expense of the backers. If this film was up for a prize then 'Double Zero' is what I'd give it.
Some people may find this funny. I would not like to meet them.
If these two clowns are the best 'agents' that France could find, then I'd consider emigrating 'toute suite' ...
Gerard P has struck out with this one and wasted not only a great deal of money but nearly 90 minutes of human existence. His last outing with 'Riders' has been well eclipsed with this one. Anyone who remembers 'Riders' will certainly remember the awful performance by Bruce Payne. Faux American accent combined with about as much acting talent as a tin of salmon.
He seems to have found a vertiable secret treasure trove of z-list actors for this.
Go ahead, watch 'Double Zero' but don;t say that I didn't warn you.
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