13 Seconds (2003) (V)

Director:

Jeff Thomas

Writer:

Jeff Thomas (writer)

Release Date:

20 August 2003 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Fantasy | Mystery | Thriller

Tagline:

Time is running out.

Plot:

A group of musicians are trying to film a music video but when the crew starts to turn up dead, the group begins to quesion each others whereabouts.

Plot Keywords:

Seance | Painting | Terror | Nightmare | Time For Title

Awards:

4 wins

Cast

April Cole	...	Kara
Daniel Rain	...	Gage
Kevin Kuras	...	Mac
Robert Yensch	...	Colin (as Rob Yensch)
Sarah Corbin	...	Talia
Spencer Stevens	...	Musato
Stuart Stevens	...	Teen Killer
Ren Smith	...	Teen Killer
Daniel Rowe	...	Adramalech
Melissa Hoffman	...	Flashback Mother
Nick Hoffman	...	Musato #2
Emily Howard	...	Musato #3
Esa Scott	...	Shapiro
Robert Miller	...	Sidetrack
Jeff Thomas	...	Davis

MPAA:

Rated R for horror violence/gore, language and some drug content.

Runtime:

USA:93 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Certification:

USA:Unrated | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Monroe, Michigan, USA

Company:

Ravencroft Cinema

Quotes:

Adramalech: Blasphemy is just so damned convenient.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!!! So bad it's not even funny, literally.

Do not listen to anything that someone who has given this movie a positive review has to say: they are lying to you, literally. It is pretty common knowledge amongst the posters of this movie that there is a conspiracy to improve this movies image on IMDb.com. If you look at the rating percentages, there are next to no 8's and 9's, which is a very good and reasonable score for a movie that is as good as some say it is. No, the only significant positive rating that is given is a 10, which makes no sense. Look at the rating history, look at who has commented on it, and look at their post/rating/comment history. It is quite amusing indeed.

As for the movie itself, it's supporters have one thing right: it's pretty hard to make a movie on the budget that they must have had to make "13 Seconds" (which I'm guessing is in the neighborhood of $100). First, it is not at all scary. At no point am I scared, "creeped out," on edge, nervous, or even disgusted. It only affects the viewer's emotion in one way; it makes the viewer angry, angry for having spent the money to have seen it, and angry that you wasted an hour and a half of your life on it. The special effects are very distracting (no, we cannot fault the film makers for this, but it certainly does hinder your watching experience). The acting is horrendous (I'd say bad by high school theater standards). The plot is mediocre at best. And the dialogue is painfully terrible (lines like "I found this book."--"is it old?" and many others make you rewind it to see if you heard what you actually heard). I can, in all honesty and with absolutely no exaggeration, say that this is the worst movie that I have ever seen.

I am this strongly critiquing this movie not because I have a grudge against its creators (although I'm not happy about losing 90 minutes and $4). I am critiquing it so that no one else is fooled by what others are posting on this website. This is a terrible movie and is only worth watching if both a)you get it for free (or, even better, are getting paid to see it), and b)you do not value your time at all. No, on second thought, even if those two conditions are met, there are still better things to do. Steer clear, friends. Steer clear.