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The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him (2003)

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Just plain stupid.
5 February 2005 | by (Richmond, VA) – See all my reviews

Smallest Penis is a flash series. It's about a man with an incredibly tiny penis who goes through some great lengths (pun!) to do something about it.

It was supposed to be funny, I think, but in all honesty, the funniest things about Smallest Penis were the title of the movie, and the fact that it somehow got a mention on IMDb. The movie itself isn't funny in the least, it makes little sense, it's a joke with no punchline. All points given are for aesthetics. It's a cartoon, and it's done in a red-hue monochrome. It looks nice. Sound is decent too. If you have to see it, those are good enough excuses, but if you're looking for a genuine laugh, stay far away and go look at Newgrounds.


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