Dead Clowns (2004)Dead Clowns revolves around ordinary people in a small town in Florida. A hurricane has just slammed into the area... See full synopsis » Director:Steve SessionsWriter:Steve Sessions |
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Dead Clowns (2004)Dead Clowns revolves around ordinary people in a small town in Florida. A hurricane has just slammed into the area... See full synopsis » Director:Steve SessionsWriter:Steve Sessions |
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Lucien Eisenach | ... |
Spree Killer /
Clown
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Jeff Samford | ... |
Lou
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| Eric Spudic | ... |
Timmy /
Clown
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| Debbie Rochon | ... |
Tormented Woman
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Brinke Stevens | ... |
Lillian - Storyteller
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William Riordan | ... |
Darrin
(as Will Riordan)
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| Jeff Dylan Graham | ... |
Night Watchman
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| Robyn Griggs | ... |
Camille
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Jenn Ruliffson | ... |
Spree Killer 2 /
Clown
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Kimberly L. Cole | ... |
Councilwoman
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| Brandon Carroll | ... |
Weather Reporter
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Krystal Stevenson | ... |
Shotgun Girl
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Dead Clowns revolves around ordinary people in a small town in Florida. A hurricane has just slammed into the area... See full synopsis »
Stay away from this movie. The filmmakers don't know the first thing about creating suspense or fright. Why wouldn't you have the actors scream? They're being attacked by zombie clowns, for frick's sake! One guy wouldn't even scream as his arm was being sawed off. Maybe the actor knew how horrid the movie was right from the get-go. The pacing is ludicrously slow and plodding. No one is going to be scared by this or even find this entertaining. I love my zombie movies and was looking forward to this as the mythology of it seemed amazing. Clowns left to die under water. Very cool. But it's this script should've been left there. That would've been cooler.
I know I gave this 1 out of ten but that's only because I couldn't find the -36 on the scale.