Dead Clowns (2003)

User Rating:

2.7/10   

Director:

Steve Sessions

Writer:

Steve Sessions (writer)

Release Date:

31 July 2007 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

Plot Keywords:

Zombie | Zombie Clown | Evil Clown | Gore

Cast

Debbie Rochon	...	Tormented Woman
Lucien Eisenach
Jeff Dylan Graham	...	Night Watchman
Brinke Stevens	...	Lillian
Robyn Griggs	...	Delores
Kimberly L. Cole
Eric Spudic	...	Timmy
Jenn Ruliffson
Brandon Carroll	...	Weather Reporter
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Denman Powers	...	Husband
Krystal Stevenson	...	Girl With Shotgun

MPAA:

Rated R for horror violence/gore, language and brief drug use.

Runtime:

USA:95 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English | Spanish

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

Biloxi, Mississippi, USA

This movie blows balls!

Jesus Freak ME Christ.. How freakin gay can you get? I mean really.. This other a-hole wrote on here that this film was "GREAT FOR THE BUDGET HE HAD!!" what was the freakin budget, $1.50?!? Seeing my grandma naked in the shower is more terrifying than this piece of poop. Anyone who has a problem with what I just said, or whoever wants to question my criticism, go buy a bag full of male genetalia, eat them, then choke and die. Don't freakin watch this malarkey it sucks. And the one star I gave, this freakin piece of dookie doesn't even deserve it. I just put that because there was nothing lower. Screw this movie, IN THE BUNG HOLE! Now I have to pretend to write more freakin text about this movie.. but it sucks. There's not enough gayness in the world to be able to describe this stupid freakin movie in 10 lines. Except the fact that I'm seriously thinking of suing the people that made this movie for mental anguish. THIS SUCKED! BOO!