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A short film that makes light of what really sells in Hollywood. Disguised as a film trailer (since trailers are obviously the best parts of any movie), it's self-conscious, lacking in substance, and true to Hollywood style, quick to hype itself up. Enjoy the view, but don't believe a word anyone tells you. Written by Anonymous

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No Plot! No Story! Just 12 Hot Women!

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one joke premise stretched on for too long
13 February 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This short is a spoof of those Andy Sidaris films ( Savage Beach, Picasso Trigger, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, etc...), in the form of a trailer. The thing is I view Andy's 'Chicks with Guns' films as parodies themselves, only FAR more entertaining, sexy, and fun than this one-joke spook will ever be. The 4 minute film is too long even at that and feels stupid rather then silly. The director/ writer should stick to his day job of doing visual effects. And the prospective viewer could spend his time better by doing..well pretty much anything, maybe making 4 one-minute eggs and make an omelet, but just put the yoke on Alan Chan's face where it belongs.

My Grade: D

Where I saw it: Atom Films


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