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Eugenia Crocker: Really Bingley what's gotten into you today? I don't want any of your odd actor-like behavior in front of the duchess. Remember if 600 members of the royal family died she'd be queen.

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Jim Crocker: How much for your trousers?

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Jim Crocker: He forgot his trousers. What guy hasn't forgot his trousers one time or another?

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Ann Chester: We're dancing awfully close.

Jim Crocker: I don't think it's so awful. What's that perfume?

Ann Chester: Cigarette smoke.

Jim Crocker: Well it's certainly habit forming.

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Bingley Crocker: There were no ladies backstage. If they were ladies they were in the auditorium.

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Ann Chester: It's too bad you don't have any bad habits. We could have had ourselves a good time on that old boat.

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Jim Crocker: Love is everything. Love blows everything to bits and makes it new again. It's like a bomb in your heart.

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Ann Chester: Love is bunk. It's just an agreement between two people who don't want to eat alone.

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Jim Crocker: The point is, you can't marry him.

Ann Chester: Yeah? Why not?

Jim Crocker: Because you gotta marry me.

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Duchess of Arminster: Driver! What are you waiting for? Run over that man!

Wizzy Wisbeach: Oh, Mother, stop living in the past! We can't kill them anymore!

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