Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico (2003 Video)
Doña Dolores: Diego Fuente used to do business with my late husband. I don't trust him, never did. He is a... how you say in America?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: Crook?
Daphne Blake: Liar?
Velma Dinkley: Con man?
Doña Dolores: [waits a beat] Jerk!
Shaggy: [talking to Scooby] Like, whoever heard such a ridiculous story? A 10-foot hairy monster with big feet and sharp teeth? Sounds like something out of a cartoon!
El Curandero: The answers to all your questions can be found in the past. Oh. And did I also mention you're in grave danger?
Daphne Blake: [slightly nervous] Uh, no, I think you skipped that part.
El Curandero: [ominously] You're in grave danger.
Daphne Blake: Okay, Fred, how do you say "hopelessly lost" in Spanish?
Velma Dinkley: It looks like the woods get thicker up ahead.
Daphne Blake: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: We might.
Velma Dinkley: Mostly coyotes and jaguars and boars.
Daphne Blake: Coyotes?
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: And jaguars?
Velma Dinkley: And boars.
Daphne Blake: Oh, my!
Sofia Otero: [speaking to some kids] Now, forget all about this scary monster nonsense and play with your skeletons among the tombstones.
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after reading Valejo's email] Sound's great! And I can practice my Spanish!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [after forwarding the message to Daphne] I thought I'd catch you at your computer. So what do you think?
Daphne Blake: [after reading the message and agreeing with Fred] Of course, I'd love to go to Mexico, yes! I mean-Sí! Let's ask Velma.
Velma Dinkley: [doing a search on her computer and receives the message] Mexico? The art, the museums, the pyramids. I'm there!
Fred 'Freddy' Jones: [to both girls] Great! Let's check with the guys.
[Scooby and Shaggy eating a microwave pizza]
Shaggy: [after waiting impatiently for Scooby at his computer] Mexico? Tomorrow?
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Like, what do we got tomorrow, Scoob? Let's see.
Shaggy: [pulls out a palm pilot and reads what's onscreen] Daydreaming at 10:00, napping, snoozing, relaxing. Sorry guys, looks like I'm booked.
Scooby-Doo: Reah, rooked!
[both Shaggy and Scooby laugh]
Velma Dinkley: [to Shaggy] Do you realize we'll be there for the annual Day of the Dead celebration?
[Shaggy and Scooby stop laughing, only to be shocked by Velma's news]
Shaggy: [to Velma] Like, what's that?
Velma Dinkley: A holiday in which families gather at the cemetery to celebrate their ancestors who are allowed to come back to Earth for two days.
Shaggy: [frightened by Velma's description] Cemetary? Sounds scary!
[Scooby runs into a wardrobe hiding]
Velma Dinkley: [calming Shaggy down] Not at all. Just a bunch of kids in costumes. Lots of skeleton shaped cookies and candy.
[Scooby walks around in the wardrobe]
Daphne Blake: Basically, it's non-stop eating.
Shaggy: [Scooby pops out of the dresser, excited]
Shaggy: [to Scooby] Sounds like Halloween!
Velma Dinkley: Exactly!
Daphne Blake: So, what do you say?
Shaggy: Can't talk now, guys. Like, Scoob and I gotta pack!
[Scooby and Shaggy are packing for the trip]
Shaggy: [after closing the suitcase shut, which is filled with nothing but food] Looks like that's everything.
Scooby-Doo: [to Shaggy] Ruh-uh.
Shaggy: Like, what did I forget?
Shaggy: [Scooby shows Shaggy a bottle of Salsa] Salsa!