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Two and a Half Men (TV Series 2003–2015) Poster

(2003–2015)

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Berta: [whenever she sees a big mess being made] I ain't cleaning that up!

Charlie: [repeated line, whenever he's put in a sticky situation] Uuuuuoo.

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Charlie: That ship has sailed.

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Chelsea: [whenever Charlie says something offensive that drives her away] Drop dead!

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Mia: [whenever Charlie says something outrageous] Are you out of your freaking mind?

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Charlie: She/He's not coming back.

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Melissa: Yeppers!

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Judith Harper: JAAAKE! YOUR FATHER IS HERE!

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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