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Two and a Half Men (TV Series 2003– ) Poster

(2003– )

Quotes

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Berta: [whenever she sees a big mess being made] I ain't cleaning that up!

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Charlie: That ship has sailed.

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Charlie: She/He's not coming back.

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Chelsea: [whenever Charlie says something offensive that drives her away] Drop dead!

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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