| # |
Episode |
User Rating |
User Votes |
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| 9.1 |
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt |
6.5 |
2,126 |
|
| 9.2 |
People Who Love Peepholes |
5.6 |
948 |
|
| 9.3 |
Big Girls Don't Throw Food |
5.6 |
722 |
|
| 1.12 |
Camel Filters and Pheromones |
8.5 |
608 |
|
| 1.1 |
Pilot |
8.2 |
554 |
|
| 9.4 |
Nine Magic Fingers |
6.0 |
546 |
|
| 9.5 |
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro |
6.0 |
483 |
|
| 9.8 |
Thank You for the Intercourse |
6.8 |
482 |
|
| 10.1 |
I Changed My Mind About the Milk |
6.5 |
474 |
|
| 9.6 |
The Squat and the Hover |
5.9 |
462 |
|
| 9.9 |
Frodo's Headshots |
6.6 |
462 |
|
| 2.1 |
Back Off Mary Poppins |
7.9 |
447 |
|
| 9.7 |
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets |
6.0 |
433 |
|
| 9.10 |
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes |
6.6 |
429 |
|
| 1.0 |
Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot |
8.1 |
422 |
|
| 8.1 |
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud |
8.5 |
416 |
|
| 1.2 |
Big Flappy Bastards |
7.8 |
414 |
|
| 9.12 |
One False Move, Zimbabwe! |
6.3 |
403 |
|
| 5.17 |
Fish in a Drawer |
8.7 |
397 |
|
| 1.3 |
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell |
7.7 |
391 |
|
| 9.11 |
What a Lovely Landing Strip |
7.0 |
375 |
|
| 1.4 |
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap |
7.9 |
369 |
|
| 3.6 |
Hi, Mr. Horned One |
8.4 |
369 |
|
| 1.18 |
An Old Flame with a New Wick |
8.2 |
363 |
|
| 1.5 |
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump |
7.9 |
355 |
|
| 1.7 |
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake |
8.3 |
355 |
|
| 9.13 |
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion |
7.2 |
353 |
|
| 2.23 |
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
8.7 |
349 |
|
| 10.4 |
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For |
7.3 |
347 |
|
| 1.10 |
Merry Thanksgiving |
8.0 |
345 |
|
| 1.6 |
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? |
7.7 |
338 |
|
| 5.8 |
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
8.5 |
336 |
|
| 9.15 |
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack |
7.0 |
333 |
|
| 1.8 |
Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful |
7.8 |
330 |
|
| 1.19 |
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You |
8.0 |
323 |
|
| 1.15 |
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick |
7.9 |
322 |
|
| 1.21 |
No Sniffing, No Wowing |
8.1 |
320 |
|
| 1.11 |
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor |
7.6 |
313 |
|
| 6.19 |
The Two Finger Rule |
8.6 |
313 |
|
| 1.9 |
Phase One, Complete |
7.8 |
312 |
|
| 1.23 |
Just Like Buffalo |
8.3 |
312 |
|
| 9.17 |
Not in My Mouth! |
6.2 |
312 |
|
| 7.1 |
818-jklpuzo |
8.2 |
310 |
|
| 8.16 |
That Darn Priest |
7.4 |
307 |
|
| 3.20 |
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
8.1 |
303 |
|
| 9.14 |
A Possum on Chemo |
7.1 |
303 |
|
| 1.16 |
That Was Saliva, Alan |
7.9 |
302 |
|
| 4.11 |
Walnuts and Demerol |
8.5 |
302 |
|
| 8.4 |
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers |
8.1 |
300 |
|
| 1.14 |
I Can't Afford Hyenas |
7.8 |
299 |
|
| 7.8 |
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
8.6 |
298 |
|
| 4.6 |
Apologies for the Frivolity |
8.2 |
297 |
|
| 6.9 |
The Mooch at the Boo |
8.4 |
297 |
|
| 2.18 |
It Was Mame, Mom |
8.1 |
295 |
|
| 1.13 |
Sarah Like Puny Alan |
7.8 |
293 |
|
| 1.24 |
Can You Feel My Finger |
8.1 |
293 |
|
| 3.7 |
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
8.2 |
293 |
|
| 1.22 |
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet |
7.9 |
292 |
|
| 3.11 |
Santa's Village of the Damned |
8.3 |
292 |
|
| 3.8 |
That Voodoo That I Do Do |
8.3 |
291 |
|
| 4.23 |
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin |
8.1 |
291 |
|
| 2.12 |
A Lung Full of Alan |
8.0 |
290 |
|
| 2.3 |
A Bag Full of Jawea |
8.1 |
289 |
|
| 2.20 |
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
7.8 |
289 |
|
| 2.2 |
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls |
7.7 |
287 |
|
| 2.5 |
Bad News from the Clinic |
7.8 |
287 |
|
| 1.17 |
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats |
7.9 |
286 |
|
| 6.1 |
Taterhead Is Our Love Child |
7.9 |
286 |
|
| 9.16 |
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy |
7.2 |
285 |
|
| 1.20 |
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark |
7.7 |
284 |
|
| 2.11 |
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
7.9 |
283 |
|
| 9.22 |
Why We Gave Up Women |
6.8 |
283 |
|
| 2.24 |
Does This Smell Funny to You |
8.3 |
281 |
|
| 6.24 |
Baseball Was Better with Steroids |
8.2 |
278 |
|
| 2.17 |
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! |
8.0 |
277 |
|
| 8.2 |
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer |
8.1 |
277 |
|
| 2.9 |
Yes, Monsignor |
8.0 |
276 |
|
| 3.16 |
Ergo, the Booty Call |
8.3 |
273 |
|
| 2.10 |
The Salmon Under My Sweater |
8.1 |
271 |
|
| 2.4 |
Go Get Mommy's Bra |
7.9 |
270 |
|
| 4.2 |
Who's Vod Kanockers |
7.8 |
270 |
|
| 8.6 |
Twanging Your Magic Clanger |
8.0 |
270 |
|
| 2.6 |
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance |
8.0 |
269 |
|
| 2.13 |
Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów |
8.2 |
269 |
|
| 4.1 |
Working for Caligula |
7.7 |
269 |
|
| 2.16 |
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? |
8.1 |
267 |
|
| 9.24 |
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! |
7.0 |
267 |
|
| 3.9 |
Madame and Her Special Friend |
8.1 |
266 |
|
| 3.24 |
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
8.1 |
266 |
|
| 6.12 |
Thank God for Scoliosis |
7.9 |
266 |
|
| 9.18 |
The War Against Gingivitis |
6.1 |
266 |
|
| 4.20 |
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot |
8.1 |
265 |
|
| 9.19 |
Palmdale, Ech |
6.9 |
265 |
|
| 4.19 |
Smooth as a Ken Doll |
8.0 |
263 |
|
| 2.8 |
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers |
8.1 |
262 |
|
| 2.7 |
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana |
7.6 |
261 |
|
| 3.2 |
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
8.1 |
260 |
|
| 4.15 |
My Damn Stalker |
8.1 |
259 |
|
| 6.3 |
Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
7.9 |
259 |
|
| 9.23 |
The Straw in My Donut Hole |
6.0 |
259 |
|
| 3.14 |
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
8.1 |
258 |
|
| 6.11 |
The Devil's Lube |
7.7 |
258 |
|
| 10.3 |
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt |
6.9 |
258 |
|
| 4.5 |
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
7.8 |
257 |
|
| 5.1 |
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
8.0 |
257 |
|
| 5.14 |
Winky-Dink Time |
8.1 |
257 |
|
| 3.12 |
That Special Tug |
8.2 |
256 |
|
| 4.24 |
Prostitutes and Gelato |
8.3 |
256 |
|
| 4.8 |
Release the Dogs |
7.9 |
255 |
|
| 4.16 |
Young People Have Phlegm Too |
7.8 |
255 |
|
| 5.10 |
Kinda Like Necrophilia |
8.1 |
255 |
|
| 4.10 |
Kissing Abraham Lincoln |
7.8 |
254 |
|
| 6.4 |
The Flavin' and the Mavin' |
7.7 |
254 |
|
| 2.19 |
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise |
7.9 |
253 |
|
| 2.21 |
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
8.0 |
253 |
|
| 4.7 |
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
7.9 |
253 |
|
| 3.1 |
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
7.9 |
252 |
|
| 4.3 |
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress |
7.7 |
252 |
|
| 5.18 |
If My Hole Could Talk |
7.9 |
252 |
|
| 8.15 |
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak |
8.0 |
252 |
|
| 4.14 |
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
7.8 |
251 |
|
| 3.19 |
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin |
7.9 |
249 |
|
| 4.4 |
A Pot Smoking Monkey |
7.6 |
249 |
|
| 4.9 |
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
7.7 |
249 |
|
| 4.18 |
It Never Rains in Hooterville |
7.7 |
249 |
|
| 3.21 |
And the Plot Moistens |
7.9 |
247 |
|
| 4.21 |
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous |
7.9 |
247 |
|
| 5.16 |
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
8.2 |
246 |
|
| 5.13 |
The Soil is Moist |
8.2 |
245 |
|
| 5.15 |
Rough Night in Hump Junction |
8.0 |
245 |
|
| 7.20 |
I Called Him Magoo |
7.6 |
245 |
|
| 5.11 |
Meander to Your Dander |
8.1 |
244 |
|
| 2.14 |
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut |
7.8 |
243 |
|
| 2.15 |
Smell the Umbrella Stand |
7.9 |
242 |
|
| 8.3 |
A Pudding-Filled Cactus |
8.0 |
242 |
|
| 8.5 |
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel |
7.8 |
242 |
|
| 3.5 |
We Called It Mr. Pinky |
7.9 |
241 |
|
| 9.20 |
Grandma's Pie |
6.5 |
241 |
|
| 4.12 |
Castrating Sheep in Montana |
7.6 |
240 |
|
| 7.11 |
Warning, It's Dirty |
8.0 |
240 |
|
| 3.10 |
Something Salted and Twisted |
7.8 |
239 |
|
| 4.13 |
Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
7.7 |
239 |
|
| 5.9 |
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids |
8.1 |
239 |
|
| 6.16 |
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime |
8.0 |
239 |
|
| 8.10 |
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop |
7.5 |
239 |
|
| 3.4 |
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
7.9 |
238 |
|
| 4.17 |
I Merely Slept with a Commie |
7.8 |
238 |
|
| 5.5 |
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
8.1 |
238 |
|
| 8.7 |
The Crazy Bitch Gazette |
7.8 |
238 |
|
| 8.8 |
Springtime on a Stick |
7.9 |
238 |
|
| 2.22 |
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother |
7.8 |
237 |
|
| 3.3 |
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
7.9 |
237 |
|
| 3.23 |
Arguments for the Quickie |
7.9 |
237 |
|
| 3.15 |
My Tongue Is Meat |
7.9 |
236 |
|
| 6.5 |
A Jock Strap in Hell |
7.4 |
236 |
|
| 8.14 |
Lookin' for Japanese Subs |
7.7 |
236 |
|
| 6.21 |
Above Exalted Cyclops |
8.3 |
235 |
|
| 3.13 |
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium |
7.8 |
234 |
|
| 3.22 |
Just Once with Aunt Sophie |
8.0 |
234 |
|
| 5.2 |
Media Room Slash Dungeon |
7.9 |
234 |
|
| 5.4 |
City of Great Racks |
8.1 |
234 |
|
| 3.17 |
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer |
7.9 |
233 |
|
| 3.18 |
The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
7.7 |
233 |
|
| 5.6 |
Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
7.9 |
233 |
|
| 5.19 |
Waiting for the Right Snapper |
7.9 |
233 |
|
| 4.22 |
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
7.8 |
232 |
|
| 5.3 |
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
7.8 |
232 |
|
| 6.14 |
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
8.0 |
231 |
|
| 7.21 |
Gumby with a Pokey |
8.1 |
230 |
|
| 7.5 |
For the Sake of the Child |
7.8 |
229 |
|
| 8.13 |
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup |
7.5 |
229 |
|
| 5.7 |
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room |
7.9 |
228 |
|
| 8.9 |
A Good Time in Central Africa |
8.0 |
227 |
|
| 5.12 |
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
8.1 |
226 |
|
| 6.2 |
Pie Hole, Herb |
7.7 |
225 |
|
| 8.12 |
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead |
7.3 |
225 |
|
| 7.2 |
Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
7.9 |
223 |
|
| 6.6 |
It's Always Nazi Week |
7.9 |
221 |
|
| 10.7 |
Avoid the Chinese Mustard |
7.0 |
221 |
|
| 6.20 |
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau |
7.8 |
218 |
|
| 7.12 |
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
7.9 |
218 |
|
| 7.3 |
Mmm, Fish. Yum. |
7.8 |
217 |
|
| 8.11 |
Dead from the Waist Down |
7.3 |
216 |
|
| 10.8 |
Something My Gynecologist Said |
7.2 |
216 |
|
| 7.15 |
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche |
7.7 |
215 |
|
| 7.13 |
Yay, No Polyps |
7.9 |
214 |
|
| 7.14 |
Crude and Uncalled For |
7.6 |
214 |
|
| 7.7 |
Untainted by Filth |
7.9 |
213 |
|
| 6.8 |
Pinocchio's Mouth |
7.7 |
212 |
|
| 6.23 |
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth |
7.8 |
212 |
|
| 7.6 |
Give Me Your Thumb |
8.0 |
212 |
|
| 10.9 |
I Scream When I Pee |
7.5 |
212 |
|
| 6.7 |
Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
7.9 |
211 |
|
| 7.4 |
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
7.8 |
211 |
|
| 7.9 |
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
7.8 |
211 |
|
| 7.18 |
Ixnay on the Oggie Day |
8.4 |
211 |
|
| 10.5 |
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam |
7.2 |
210 |
|
| 6.10 |
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
7.7 |
208 |
|
| 6.13 |
I Think You Offended Don |
7.5 |
208 |
|
| 9.21 |
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' |
6.6 |
208 |
|
| 6.18 |
My Son's Enormous Head |
7.7 |
207 |
|
| 7.22 |
This Is Not Gonna End Well |
7.9 |
207 |
|
| 10.2 |
A Big Bag of Dog |
6.8 |
207 |
|
| 7.10 |
That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' |
7.8 |
206 |
|
| 7.16 |
Tinkle Like a Princess |
7.8 |
205 |
|
| 10.13 |
Grab a Feather and Get in Line |
6.3 |
205 |
|
| 6.15 |
I'd Like to Start with the Cat |
7.6 |
204 |
|
| 7.19 |
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave |
7.9 |
203 |
|
| 6.17 |
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? |
7.6 |
201 |
|
| 6.22 |
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
7.6 |
199 |
|
| 10.10 |
One Nut Johnson |
7.6 |
189 |
|
| 7.17 |
I Found Your Moustache |
7.5 |
188 |
|
| 10.11 |
Give Santa a Tail-Hole |
7.2 |
186 |
|
| 10.6 |
Ferrets, Attack! |
6.4 |
185 |
|
| 10.15 |
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It |
7.3 |
184 |
|
| 10.20 |
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show |
7.5 |
178 |
|
| 10.12 |
Welcome to Alancrest |
6.7 |
171 |
|
| 10.14 |
Run, Steven Staven! Run! |
7.0 |
150 |
|
| 10.18 |
The 9:04 from Pemberton |
7.2 |
127 |
|
| 10.17 |
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries |
6.8 |
124 |
|
| 10.19 |
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon |
7.1 |
120 |
|
| 10.16 |
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby |
6.9 |
112 |
|
| 10.23 |
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped |
6.7 |
99 |
|
| 10.21 |
Another Night with Neil Diamond |
7.1 |
90 |
|
| 10.22 |
My Bodacious Vidalia |
6.9 |
74 |
|