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7.8  Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.8 587
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1.12  Camel Filters and Pheromones 8.8 941
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5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.8 668
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2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.7 605
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.7 540
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
8.1  Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 8.7 640
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.7/10 X  
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 8.6 562
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.5 513
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 8.5 607
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.5 506
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.5 553
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.5 597
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 8.5 600
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.4 512
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 8.4 455
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
7.18  Ixnay on the Oggie Day 8.4 383
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
1.1  Pilot 8.4 869
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 8.4 480
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 8.4 494
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 8.4 484
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.3 421
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 8.3 478
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.3 453
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 8.3 468
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.3 611
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.3 395
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
2.13  Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów 8.3 468
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 8.3 478
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 8.2 469
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 8.2 514
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 8.2 425
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 8.2 414
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 8.2 421
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.12  That Special Tug 8.2 435
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 8.2 513
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 8.2 555
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.13  The Soil is Moist 8.2 423
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 8.2 463
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 8.2 459
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
8.2  A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 8.2 442
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 8.2 540
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 8.2 575
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 8.2 488
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 8.2 450
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 8.2 490
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 8.2 424
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 8.2 371
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8.2 471
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 8.1 434
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 8.1 419
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.21  Gumby with a Pokey 8.1 398
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 8.1 698
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8.15  Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 8.1 409
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 8.1 409
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 8.1 604
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 8.1 434
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.11  Warning, It's Dirty 8.1 402
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 8.1 439
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 8.1 478
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 8.1 410
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 8.1 474
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.7  Untainted by Filth 8.1 384
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 8.1 403
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
8.9  A Good Time in Central Africa 8.1 384
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 8.1 586
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 8.1 495
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.4  City of Great Racks 8.1 397
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 8.1 402
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 8.1 413
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 8.1 422
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 8.0 501
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 8.0 547
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 8.0 465
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 8.0 455
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.6  Twanging Your Magic Clanger 8.0 437
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 8.0 380
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 8.0 446
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.4  Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 8.0 458
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 8.0 408
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 8.0 394
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 8.0 447
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.15  My Damn Stalker 8.0 416
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 8.0 391
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.12  Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 8.0 372
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 8.0 439
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 8.0 528
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.0 457
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 8.0 394
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 8.0 552
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 8.0 378
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 8.0 424
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.22  This Is Not Gonna End Well 8.0 372
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.10  That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' 8.0 359
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.13  Yay, No Polyps 8.0 371
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.8  Release the Dogs 8.0 423
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.0 382
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.3  A Pudding-Filled Cactus 8.0 407
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 8.0 450
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 8.0 366
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 8.0 517
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 8.0 383
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 8.0 412
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 8.0 407
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 8.0 422
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 8.0 371
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.9 687
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.9 408
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.9 445
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.9 395
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.9 416
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.9 368
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.9 411
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
8.7  The Crazy Bitch Gazette 7.9 395
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.9 405
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.9 428
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.9 401
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
8.8  Springtime on a Stick 7.9 389
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.9 640
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.9 397
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.9 448
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.9 384
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.9 412
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.16  Tinkle Like a Princess 7.9 366
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.9 482
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.19  Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave 7.9 361
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.9 473
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.9 418
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.9 414
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 7.9 393
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.9 506
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.9 521
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.8 422
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.8 367
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.8 387
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.8 415
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
8.5  The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 7.8 403
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.7  Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.8 387
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.8 425
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
11.19  Lan mao shi zai wuding shang 7.8 343
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.8 558
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.15  Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 7.8 373
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.8 440
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.8 394
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.8 398
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.8 481
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.8 495
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.8 398
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.8 374
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.8 420
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.8 389
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.8 428
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.8 401
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.8 397
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.8 415
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.7 419
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.7 383
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.7 388
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.7 399
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.7 524
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.7 421
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
8.14  Lookin' for Japanese Subs 7.7 384
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.7 366
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
8.13  Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 7.7 383
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.7 357
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.7 406
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
7.20  I Called Him Magoo 7.7 402
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.7 354
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 7.7 357
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.7 361
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.6 449
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.6 413
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
7.14  Crude and Uncalled For 7.6 365
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
8.16  That Darn Priest 7.6 483
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
7.17  I Found Your Moustache 7.6 348
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
8.10  Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 7.6 384
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.6 372
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.6 405
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
8.11  Dead from the Waist Down 7.5 372
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
11.20  Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 7.5 296
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
10.10  One Nut Johnson 7.4 350
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
8.12  Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 7.3 376
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
10.20  Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 7.3 410
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
10.15  Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 7.3 354
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
10.9  I Scream When I Pee 7.2 380
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
11.11  Tazed in the Lady Nuts 7.1 311
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
11.7  Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 7.1 321
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
11.22  Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 7.1 298
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
10.11  Give Santa a Tail-Hole 7.1 356
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
11.18  West Side Story 7.1 248
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
10.19  Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon 7.0 315
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.17  Welcome Home, Jake 7.0 257
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.16  How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 7.0 258
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.10  On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 6.9 297
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
9.16  Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 6.9 446
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
10.4  You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 6.8 550
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.14  Run, Steven Staven! Run! 6.8 315
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.5  That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 6.8 374
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.8  Something My Gynecologist Said 6.8 374
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
12.12  A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 6.8 237
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
11.14  Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 6.8 246
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
11.12  Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 6.8 252
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
11.5  Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 6.8 300
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.16  Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 6.8 284
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.18  The 9:04 from Pemberton 6.8 296
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
11.8  Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 6.7 258
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.13  Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 6.7 517
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.22  My Bodacious Vidalia 6.7 290
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
11.4  Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 6.7 329
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.21  Another Night with Neil Diamond 6.7 273
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.15  The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 6.7 492
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.17  Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 6.7 302
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.24  Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 6.7 432
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.23  Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 6.7 355
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
11.6  Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 6.6 305
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
11.13  Bite Me, Supreme Court 6.6 282
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
11.9  Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 6.6 283
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
11.15  Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 6.6 245
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
9.14  A Possum on Chemo 6.6 454
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
10.7  Avoid the Chinese Mustard 6.6 414
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
11.1  Nangnangnangnang 6.5 526
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.22  Why We Gave Up Women 6.5 448
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.11  What a Lovely Landing Strip 6.5 528
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.19  Palmdale, Ech 6.5 406
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.8  Thank You for the Intercourse 6.5 651
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
10.2  A Big Bag of Dog 6.5 385
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
10.12  Welcome to Alancrest 6.5 340
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
11.2  I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 6.4 364
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
12.13  Boompa Loved His Hookers 6.4 184
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
12.14  Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 6.4 187
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
11.3  This Unblessed Biscuit 6.4 317
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
9.21  Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 6.4 363
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
11.21  Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 6.4 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
10.3  Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 6.3 439
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
9.9  Frodo's Headshots 6.3 631
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
10.6  Ferrets, Attack! 6.3 347
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
9.20  Grandma's Pie 6.2 391
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
10.1  I Changed My Mind About the Milk 6.2 653
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
12.7  Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 6.2 208
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
9.10  A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 6.2 580
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
12.11  For Whom the Booty Calls 6.1 224
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
12.10  Here I Come, Pants! 6.1 188
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
10.13  Grab a Feather and Get in Line 6.0 387
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
12.9  Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 6.0 196
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.12  One False Move, Zimbabwe! 5.9 562
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
9.1  Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 5.9 2,421
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
12.4  Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 5.9 249
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
12.8  Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 5.8 215
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
9.23  The Straw in My Donut Hole 5.8 418
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
9.17  Not in My Mouth! 5.8 480
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
9.18  The War Against Gingivitis 5.8 420
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
9.7  Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 5.7 585
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
12.3  Glamping in a Yurt 5.7 268
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
9.5  A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 5.7 656
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
12.6  Alan Shot a Little Girl 5.7 225
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  
9.4  Nine Magic Fingers 5.6 715
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
9.6  The Squat and the Hover 5.5 624
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
12.1  The Ol' Mexican Spinach 5.5 393
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
12.5  Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 5.5 252
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
12.2  A Chic Bar in Ibiza 5.5 326
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.5/10 X  
9.3  Big Girls Don't Throw Food 5.2 890
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
9.2  People Who Love Peepholes 5.1 1,128
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.1/10 X  
12.15  Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 4.9 1,008
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.9/10 X