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7.8  Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.9 476
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5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.8 564
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6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.8 459
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1.12  Camel Filters and Pheromones 8.8 817
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2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.8 504
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8.1  Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 8.8 557
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4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.6 434
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6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.6 431
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1.23  Just Like Buffalo 8.6 462
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5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.6 478
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.5 518
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 8.5 516
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.5 448
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7.18  Ixnay on the Oggie Day 8.5 322
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3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 8.5 391
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3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 8.4 413
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 8.4 510
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4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.4 356
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2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 8.4 400
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6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.4 388
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3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 8.4 421
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1.1  Pilot 8.4 752
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6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.4 334
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4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 8.4 411
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1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.3 557
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 8.3 419
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
2.13  Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów 8.3 394
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2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 8.3 393
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.12  That Special Tug 8.3 370
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 8.3 366
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11.19  Lan mao shi zai wuding shang 8.3 271
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3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 8.3 364
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 8.3 389
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5.13  The Soil is Moist 8.3 357
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6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 8.3 349
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2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 8.3 431
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8.2  A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 8.3 378
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4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 8.3 394
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7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 8.2 313
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 8.2 360
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
7.21  Gumby with a Pokey 8.2 339
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2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 8.2 388
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1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 8.2 427
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3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8.2 403
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6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 8.2 371
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2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 8.2 417
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2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 8.2 381
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5.11  Meander to Your Dander 8.2 349
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4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 8.2 370
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8.15  Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 8.2 346
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5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 8.2 347
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2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 8.2 416
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4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 8.2 356
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1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 8.2 469
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1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 8.2 457
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
7.11  Warning, It's Dirty 8.2 342
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1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 8.2 490
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7.7  Untainted by Filth 8.2 327
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5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 8.2 342
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.4  City of Great Racks 8.2 334
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8.9  A Good Time in Central Africa 8.2 324
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3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 8.2 373
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 8.2 351
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 8.2 341
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
8.6  Twanging Your Magic Clanger 8.1 380
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.15  My Damn Stalker 8.1 356
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 8.1 404
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 8.1 328
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 8.1 359
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
8.4  Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 8.1 393
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 8.1 402
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 8.1 334
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 8.1 334
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 8.1 349
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 8.1 390
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.22  This Is Not Gonna End Well 8.1 312
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 8.1 320
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.12  Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 8.1 316
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 8.1 602
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 8.1 521
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 8.1 309
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 8.1 380
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 8.1 361
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 8.1 323
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 8.1 319
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 8.1 395
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8.3  A Pudding-Filled Cactus 8.1 343
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 8.1 317
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.13  Yay, No Polyps 8.1 311
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 8.1 383
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1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 8.1 507
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3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 8.1 373
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 8.1 422
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1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 8.1 414
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3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 8.0 343
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4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 8.0 360
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.8  Release the Dogs 8.0 360
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.10  That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' 8.0 302
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 8.0 310
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1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 8.0 462
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.8  Springtime on a Stick 8.0 331
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 8.0 378
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 8.0 344
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 8.0 339
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2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 8.0 366
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
11.20  Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 8.0 228
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.7  The Crazy Bitch Gazette 8.0 336
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 8.0 356
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 8.0 446
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 8.0 434
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 8.0 340
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 8.0 309
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 8.0 472
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 8.0 347
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 8.0 339
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 8.0 325
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3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 8.0 341
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2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 8.0 367
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3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 8.0 351
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.16  Tinkle Like a Princess 8.0 309
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 8.0 358
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 8.0 337
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4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.9 360
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.9 309
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7.19  Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave 7.9 305
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.9 385
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4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.9 359
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2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.9 399
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5.7  Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.9 330
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2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.9 408
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.9 349
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3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.9 333
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1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.9 588
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7.5  For the Sake of the Child 7.9 335
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5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.9 351
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8.5  The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 7.9 344
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1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.9 555
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6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.9 314
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7.15  Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 7.9 313
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1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.9 425
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4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.9 365
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6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.9 356
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.9 335
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.9 443
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.9 365
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3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.9 342
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.9 322
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6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.9 328
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4.1  Working for Caligula 7.9 377
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4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.8 339
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
8.14  Lookin' for Japanese Subs 7.8 327
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4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.8 342
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6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.8 307
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.8 339
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2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.8 348
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3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.8 329
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.8 411
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4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.8 356
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.8 340
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.8 479
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4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.8 364
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6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.8 295
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6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.8 301
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4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.8 348
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8.13  Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 7.8 319
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6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 7.8 297
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1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.8 413
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6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.8 297
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7.20  I Called Him Magoo 7.7 341
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1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.7 447
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2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.7 374
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8.16  That Darn Priest 7.7 416
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4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.7 354
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11.22  Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 7.7 226
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10.10  One Nut Johnson 7.7 296
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7.14  Crude and Uncalled For 7.7 310
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6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.7 307
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8.10  Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 7.7 327
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6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.7 339
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7.17  I Found Your Moustache 7.7 291
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11.11  Tazed in the Lady Nuts 7.6 253
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
11.7  Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 7.6 255
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11.18  West Side Story 7.6 185
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8.11  Dead from the Waist Down 7.5 315
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10.15  Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 7.5 295
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10.20  Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 7.5 351
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10.9  I Scream When I Pee 7.5 327
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11.16  How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 7.5 204
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8.12  Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 7.4 318
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
11.17  Welcome Home, Jake 7.4 199
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
10.11  Give Santa a Tail-Hole 7.3 299
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
11.10  On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 7.3 240
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
11.12  Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 7.3 193
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
11.14  Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 7.3 191
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
10.19  Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon 7.2 258
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
11.8  Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 7.1 203
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
11.5  Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 7.1 242
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10.22  My Bodacious Vidalia 7.1 232
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10.5  That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 7.1 319
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10.8  Something My Gynecologist Said 7.1 321
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10.14  Run, Steven Staven! Run! 7.1 260
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11.15  Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 7.1 190
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10.18  The 9:04 from Pemberton 7.0 243
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10.4  You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 7.0 491
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
9.16  Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 7.0 380
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
10.21  Another Night with Neil Diamond 7.0 218
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.6  Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 7.0 248
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
10.16  Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 7.0 230
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.9  Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 7.0 231
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.13  Bite Me, Supreme Court 7.0 222
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
11.4  Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 7.0 270
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
10.23  Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 6.9 295
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
9.13  Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 6.9 460
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
10.17  Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 6.9 247
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
9.15  The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 6.9 432
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
9.24  Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 6.9 373
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
11.21  Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 6.9 181
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
11.1  Nangnangnangnang 6.8 459
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
9.14  A Possum on Chemo 6.8 397
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.7  Avoid the Chinese Mustard 6.7 358
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
11.2  I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 6.7 306
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.2  A Big Bag of Dog 6.7 326
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.22  Why We Gave Up Women 6.7 387
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.19  Palmdale, Ech 6.7 347
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
11.3  This Unblessed Biscuit 6.7 256
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.11  What a Lovely Landing Strip 6.7 471
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.12  Welcome to Alancrest 6.7 285
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.8  Thank You for the Intercourse 6.6 592
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
9.21  Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 6.5 307
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
10.3  Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 6.5 385
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
12.4  Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 6.5 77
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
10.6  Ferrets, Attack! 6.5 293
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.9  Frodo's Headshots 6.4 564
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
10.1  I Changed My Mind About the Milk 6.4 593
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
9.20  Grandma's Pie 6.4 335
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
9.10  A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 6.3 526
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
12.3  Glamping in a Yurt 6.3 127
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
10.13  Grab a Feather and Get in Line 6.2 334
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
12.2  A Chic Bar in Ibiza 6.1 180
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
12.1  The Ol' Mexican Spinach 6.0 238
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.12  One False Move, Zimbabwe! 6.0 509
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.1  Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 6.0 2,319
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.18  The War Against Gingivitis 5.9 361
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
9.17  Not in My Mouth! 5.9 421
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
9.23  The Straw in My Donut Hole 5.9 358
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
9.7  Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 5.8 528
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
9.5  A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 5.8 593
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  
9.6  The Squat and the Hover 5.6 567
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
9.4  Nine Magic Fingers 5.6 655
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
9.3  Big Girls Don't Throw Food 5.2 826
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  
9.2  People Who Love Peepholes 5.2 1,062
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X