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Votes
5.17  Fish in a Drawer 8.6 400
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
2.23  Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 8.6 355
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
7.8  Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 8.6 302
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
6.19  The Two Finger Rule 8.6 317
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.6/10 X  
5.8  Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 8.5 339
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
8.1  Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 8.5 425
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
4.11  Walnuts and Demerol 8.5 304
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
1.12  Camel Filters and Pheromones 8.5 615
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.5/10 X  
7.18  Ixnay on the Oggie Day 8.4 214
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.4/10 X  
6.9  The Mooch at the Boo 8.3 300
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.16  Ergo, the Booty Call 8.3 279
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.6  Hi, Mr. Horned One 8.3 376
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
1.23  Just Like Buffalo 8.3 316
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.11  Santa's Village of the Damned 8.3 297
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
2.24  Does This Smell Funny to You 8.3 287
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
3.8  That Voodoo That I Do Do 8.3 295
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
4.24  Prostitutes and Gelato 8.3 259
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.3/10 X  
6.21  Above Exalted Cyclops 8.2 238
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.7  If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 8.2 361
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.18  An Old Flame with a New Wick 8.2 372
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
4.6  Apologies for the Frivolity 8.2 299
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
7.1  818-jklpuzo 8.2 314
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
2.13  Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów 8.2 276
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
6.24  Baseball Was Better with Steroids 8.2 281
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.12  That Special Tug 8.2 260
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
1.1  Pilot 8.2 564
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.16  Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 8.2 248
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
5.13  The Soil is Moist 8.2 247
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.2/10 X  
3.7  Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8.1 299
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.10  Kinda Like Necrophilia 8.1 259
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.4  City of Great Racks 8.1 238
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.24  That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 8.1 269
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.8  Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 8.1 270
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.10  The Salmon Under My Sweater 8.1 280
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.23  Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 8.1 295
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.11  Meander to Your Dander 8.1 247
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.5  Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 8.1 243
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.3  A Bag Full of Jawea 8.1 295
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.14  Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 8.1 262
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
8.4  Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 8.1 303
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.18  It Was Mame, Mom 8.1 303
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
2.16  Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 8.1 276
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.14  Winky-Dink Time 8.1 259
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.0  Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot 8.1 429
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
7.21  Gumby with a Pokey 8.1 232
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
8.2  A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 8.1 282
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.9  Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 8.1 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.2  Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 8.1 266
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
3.9  Madame and Her Special Friend 8.1 270
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.24  Can You Feel My Finger 8.1 297
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
4.15  My Damn Stalker 8.1 262
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
1.21  No Sniffing, No Wowing 8.1 330
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.1/10 X  
5.12  A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 8.0 229
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.20  Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 8.0 308
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
4.20  Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 8.0 268
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.6  Twanging Your Magic Clanger 8.0 276
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
6.16  She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 8.0 243
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.19  I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 8.0 329
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
1.10  Merry Thanksgiving 8.0 351
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.12  A Lung Full of Alan 8.0 298
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.1  Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 8.0 261
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.9  A Good Time in Central Africa 8.0 232
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
8.3  A Pudding-Filled Cactus 8.0 247
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
7.11  Warning, It's Dirty 8.0 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
2.6  The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 8.0 276
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
3.22  Just Once with Aunt Sophie 8.0 238
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 8.0/10 X  
5.15  Rough Night in Hump Junction 7.9 247
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.14  David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 7.9 234
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.19  Smooth as a Ken Doll 7.9 266
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.6  Give Me Your Thumb 7.9 215
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.17  Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 7.9 285
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.2  Media Room Slash Dungeon 7.9 237
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
8.15  Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 7.9 256
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.1  Taterhead Is Our Love Child 7.9 289
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.3  Damn You, Eggs Benedict 7.9 262
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.12  Thank God for Scoliosis 7.9 269
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.19  Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave 7.9 206
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.19  Waiting for the Right Snapper 7.9 235
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.1  Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.9 258
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.9  Yes, Monsignor 7.9 285
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.15  Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.9 251
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.4  If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 7.9 374
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.21  A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.9 261
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.19  Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.9 254
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.12  Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 7.9 220
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.11  Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.9 290
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.4  Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.9 276
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.7  Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 7.9 255
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.7  Untainted by Filth 7.9 216
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.21  And the Plot Moistens 7.9 252
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.13  Yay, No Polyps 7.9 217
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.7  Best H.O. Money Can Buy 7.9 214
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
6.6  It's Always Nazi Week 7.9 224
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.5  We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.9 245
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.5  The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 7.9 359
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
5.6  Help Daddy Find His Toenail 7.9 237
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.17  Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 7.9 291
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.3  Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.9 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.22  My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 7.9 296
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.8  Release the Dogs 7.9 257
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.4  Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.9 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.15  Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 7.9 327
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
3.15  My Tongue Is Meat 7.9 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
7.22  This Is Not Gonna End Well 7.9 210
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.19  A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.9 261
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
2.1  Back Off Mary Poppins 7.9 452
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
1.16  That Was Saliva, Alan 7.9 308
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.9/10 X  
4.21  Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 7.8 251
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.7  The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 7.8 232
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.17  The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.8 237
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.23  Arguments for the Quickie 7.8 241
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
8.8  Springtime on a Stick 7.8 241
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.16  Tinkle Like a Princess 7.8 208
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.2  Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.8 226
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.18  If My Hole Could Talk 7.8 254
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
8.7  The Crazy Bitch Gazette 7.8 244
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
5.3  Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 7.8 235
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.2  Big Flappy Bastards 7.8 421
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.9  Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7.8 213
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
6.20  Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 7.8 221
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.8  Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 7.8 334
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
3.13  Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.8 238
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.14  Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 7.8 252
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.5  Bad News from the Clinic 7.8 293
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
8.5  The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 7.8 246
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.20  I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.8 297
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.22  Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 7.8 235
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.5  For the Sake of the Child 7.8 232
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.14  I Can't Afford Hyenas 7.8 304
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.17  I Merely Slept with a Commie 7.8 241
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.10  Kissing Abraham Lincoln 7.8 256
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.3  Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7.8 220
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.4  Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7.8 214
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.2  Who's Vod Kanockers 7.8 276
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.9  Phase One, Complete 7.8 316
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.16  Young People Have Phlegm Too 7.8 258
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
1.13  Sarah Like Puny Alan 7.8 297
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
2.22  That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.8 243
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
7.10  That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' 7.8 209
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
6.23  Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 7.8 215
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.8/10 X  
4.5  A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 7.7 259
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.14  That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 7.7 255
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
3.10  Something Salted and Twisted 7.7 243
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.2  Pie Hole, Herb 7.7 228
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
3.18  The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.7 237
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
7.15  Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 7.7 218
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
2.2  Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.7 293
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
1.6  Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7.7 342
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
1.3  Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 7.7 397
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.8  Pinocchio's Mouth 7.7 214
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.1  Working for Caligula 7.7 272
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
8.14  Lookin' for Japanese Subs 7.7 241
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.9  Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 7.7 252
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.13  Don't Worry, Speed Racer 7.7 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.4  The Flavin' and the Mavin' 7.7 257
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.18  My Son's Enormous Head 7.7 210
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
4.18  It Never Rains in Hooterville 7.7 252
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
1.20  Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 7.7 287
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  
6.10  He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 7.6 211
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.3  The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 7.6 254
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
6.11  The Devil's Lube 7.6 261
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.12  Castrating Sheep in Montana 7.6 242
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
7.20  I Called Him Magoo 7.6 248
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
2.7  A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 7.6 268
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
6.15  I'd Like to Start with the Cat 7.6 207
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
1.11  Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 7.6 317
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
4.4  A Pot Smoking Monkey 7.6 251
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  
6.17  The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 7.5 204
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
7.14  Crude and Uncalled For 7.5 217
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6.22  Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 7.5 202
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
10.10  One Nut Johnson 7.5 197
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7.17  I Found Your Moustache 7.5 191
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8.13  Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 7.5 234
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6.13  I Think You Offended Don 7.5 211
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  
8.10  Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 7.5 242
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8.16  That Darn Priest 7.4 311
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
10.20  Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 7.4 186
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  
10.9  I Scream When I Pee 7.4 219
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6.5  A Jock Strap in Hell 7.4 239
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8.11  Dead from the Waist Down 7.3 220
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  
8.12  Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 7.2 229
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
10.4  You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 7.2 357
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
10.15  Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 7.2 190
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
9.13  Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 7.2 357
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.2/10 X  
10.11  Give Santa a Tail-Hole 7.1 194
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
9.16  Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 7.1 291
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
10.5  That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 7.1 217
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
10.8  Something My Gynecologist Said 7.1 222
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
10.18  The 9:04 from Pemberton 7.1 132
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  
9.14  A Possum on Chemo 7.0 308
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
10.19  Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon 7.0 125
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.0/10 X  
9.15  The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 6.9 339
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
10.21  Another Night with Neil Diamond 6.9 107
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  
9.11  What a Lovely Landing Strip 6.9 381
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10.14  Run, Steven Staven! Run! 6.9 155
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9.24  Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 6.9 271
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10.7  Avoid the Chinese Mustard 6.9 231
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10.22  My Bodacious Vidalia 6.8 103
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  
10.16  Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 6.8 118
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9.8  Thank You for the Intercourse 6.8 490
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10.3  Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 6.8 265
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9.19  Palmdale, Ech 6.8 271
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10.17  Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 6.7 132
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
9.22  Why We Gave Up Women 6.7 289
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.23  Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 6.7 131
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.7/10 X  
10.2  A Big Bag of Dog 6.6 214
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
9.10  A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 6.6 435
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
10.12  Welcome to Alancrest 6.6 178
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.6/10 X  
9.9  Frodo's Headshots 6.5 469
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.21  Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 6.5 213
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.1  Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 6.5 2,133
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
9.20  Grandma's Pie 6.5 248
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.5/10 X  
10.1  I Changed My Mind About the Milk 6.4 481
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  
9.12  One False Move, Zimbabwe! 6.3 408
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
10.6  Ferrets, Attack! 6.3 192
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  
10.13  Grab a Feather and Get in Line 6.2 212
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  
9.17  Not in My Mouth! 6.1 316
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  
9.18  The War Against Gingivitis 6.0 271
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.4  Nine Magic Fingers 6.0 553
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.5  A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 6.0 490
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.7  Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 6.0 440
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.0/10 X  
9.23  The Straw in My Donut Hole 5.9 264
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
9.6  The Squat and the Hover 5.9 469
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.9/10 X  
9.2  People Who Love Peepholes 5.6 953
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  
9.3  Big Girls Don't Throw Food 5.6 728
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.6/10 X  

Unrated Episodes

# Episode
11.1  Episode #11.1