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2013

3 Jan. 2013
Welcome to Alancrest
While Walden's health and other bedroom issues begin to suffer as a result of living a lie, he gives Alan 100,000 dollars to "invest" in Kate's fashion line.
 
10 Jan. 2013
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Walden and Alan fly to New York City so that Walden can finally reveal his true identity to Kate.
 
31 Jan. 2013
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.
 
7 Feb. 2013
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Alan is alarmed when discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice his age, has three children, and owns a tattoo parlor.
 
14 Feb. 2013
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Walden is delighted when Kate flies to LA and asks an appointment on Valentine's Day. Alas, she only wants friendship, still prefers 'Sam' and now has just a busy calendar as Walden, so no next date can be booked. For once, Alan decides to 'spoil' Lyndsey on Valentine's Day by booking a hotel suite he can't really afford. But pubic grooming on himself goes so bad she has to drive him to hospital instead. Rose is unsuspecting Kate's new business partner, who lures her to China.
 
21 Feb. 2013
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Walden goes to a mixer to find a woman but runs into his ex-wife Bridget instead.
 
7 Mar. 2013
The 9:04 from Pemberton
After Alan and Walden fight over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to his old house to live with Herb.
 
14 Mar. 2013
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Alan and Walden take Herb out to take his mind off of his troubles, but his partying quickly spirals out of control.
 
4 Apr. 2013
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Tammy comes after Jake after he cheats on her with her 18 year old daughter.
 
25 Apr. 2013
Another Night with Neil Diamond
Alan is crushed when Lyndsey dumps him and immediately starts dating a new man, and Walden is crushed because he is now completely stuck with Alan--again.
 
2 May 2013
My Bodacious Vidalia
Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with a much older husband who cannot satisfy her in bed.
 
9 May 2013
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Walden dates a sexy young woman, but is actually more interested in her grandmother. Meanwhile, Alan and Jake take a final road trip together before Jake leaves for Japan.
 
26 Sep. 2013
Nangnangnangnang
Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house.
 
3 Oct. 2013
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Charlie's daughter Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her 91 1/2 year old boyfriend, and Lyndsey cheats on her new boyfriend with Alan.
 
10 Oct. 2013
This Unblessed Biscuit
Berta is injured on the job, and after getting in an argument with Walden over retirement, she decides to quit.
 
17 Oct. 2013
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Walden makes a big mistake while partying with Jenny and her friends, and Alan has to make a big sacrifice to keep up appearances with Lyndsey.
 
24 Oct. 2013
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Alan's jealousy over being the "other man" causes him to spy on Lyndsey's boyfriend, and Walden tries to get Jenny started with acting lessons.
 
7 Nov. 2013
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old family friend, "Wonder Woman" TV star Lynda Carter.
 
14 Nov. 2013
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses until Lyndsey's jealousy of Alan's new flame ruins everything.
 
21 Nov. 2013
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
A private investigator tells Lyndsey's boyfriend that she is cheating on him with Walden, and Rose tries to help keep Walden out of danger.
 
5 Dec. 2013
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Walden has a date with an injury-prone model, and Alan sleeps with a woman who then reveals that she used to be a man.
 
12 Dec. 2013
On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a woman who is blowing her off, and Alan is propositioned by his new girlfriend's ex.
 

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