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Of Course He's Dead Part 1

Alan begins to suspect that Charlie is still alive, which is confirmed when he receives a threatening package and Rose tells the truth.
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2012

2 Jan. 2012
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
When Bridget and Walden's mother try to take control of Walden's company, Walden puts Alan on the board. But can he be trusted once Walden's mother gets to him?
 
16 Jan. 2012
A Possum on Chemo
While Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.
 
6 Feb. 2012
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden looks for ways to spice up his lackluster love life with Zoe, including a batch of Berta's "special" brownies.
 
13 Feb. 2012
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine's Day because of a torrential storm.
 
20 Feb. 2012
Not in My Mouth!
When Zoe doesn't return his "I love you," Walden retaliates by immediately picking up on another woman.
 
27 Feb. 2012
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's estranged ex-business partner comes to him with a billion-dollar business idea, and another secret or two.
 
19 Mar. 2012
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to each other, while Walden spends the night hanging out with Jake and Eldrige since Zoe is still out of town.
 
9 Apr. 2012
Grandma's Pie
Zoe is upset when she finds out that Bridget is a business partner in Walden's latest venture, while Alan and Lyndsey have an awkward dinner with their moms, who are now lovers and are planning to move in together.
 
16 Apr. 2012
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
 
30 Apr. 2012
Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's spirit returns from Hell in the form of a middle aged woman to tell Alan to make some changes to his life after his heart attack.
 
7 May 2012
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan decides to take advantage of the guilt felt by his family and Walden after his heart attack, but Zoe knows that he's just milking it and sets out to prove it.
 
14 May 2012
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake and Eldridge make an important decision about their future after they graduate from high school and get fired from their jobs at Walden's new company.
 
27 Sep. 2012
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Walden weighs his options after his elaborate marriage proposal featuring fireworks and Michael Bolton fails.
 
4 Oct. 2012
A Big Bag of Dog
While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to crack up over his breakup with Zoe.
 
11 Oct. 2012
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Alan agrees to Lyndsey's idea of having a threesome with Walden, but Walden can't follow through because he's still in love with Zoey.
 
18 Oct. 2012
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit.
 
25 Oct. 2012
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
After a series of bad double date setups with Alan and Lyndsey, Walden meets a new woman--Charlie's ex, Rose.
 
1 Nov. 2012
Ferrets, Attack!
Just as Walden considers making a big move in his relationship with Rose, Zoey re-enters the picture and asks him to take her back.
 
8 Nov. 2012
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Jake goes AWOL from the Army to spend another weekend with Missi, and Walden hires an actress to play the role of his girlfriend.
 
15 Nov. 2012
Something My Gynecologist Said
Alan loses Lyndsey over his refusal to make a long-term commitment, while Walden becomes a "boy toy" for a rich older woman who has no idea that he's a billionaire.
 
29 Nov. 2012
I Scream When I Pee
Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship with Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden tries to celebrate Berta's birthday.
 
6 Dec. 2012
One Nut Johnson
Walden creates an "Everyman" persona and finds a woman who isn't interested in him because of his money.
 
13 Dec. 2012
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
While Walden takes a job as a Christmas tree salesman as part of his ruse, he gets a billion dollar business proposal from Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, Alan finds himself completely alone at the beach house for the holidays.
 

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