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Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Walden hopes to create the perfect Christmas experience for Louie, who has lost his faith in Christmas. But Santa, Alan's mom Evelyn, and Alan's cheapness threaten to ruin everything.
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Season 4

18 Sep. 2006
Working for Caligula
Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
 
25 Sep. 2006
Who's Vod Kanockers
Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.
 
2 Oct. 2006
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.
 
9 Oct. 2006
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.
 
16 Oct. 2006
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
 
23 Oct. 2006
Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
 
30 Oct. 2006
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter and Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
 
13 Nov. 2006
Release the Dogs
After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.
 
20 Nov. 2006
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
 
27 Nov. 2006
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status, and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo.
 
11 Dec. 2006
Walnuts and Demerol
Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
 
8 Jan. 2007
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response.
 
22 Jan. 2007
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
 
5 Feb. 2007
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.
 
12 Feb. 2007
My Damn Stalker
Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.
 
19 Feb. 2007
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.
 
26 Feb. 2007
I Merely Slept with a Commie
After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend her funeral, she replaces them with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous.
 
19 Mar. 2007
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
 
9 Apr. 2007
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.
 
16 Apr. 2007
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.
 
23 Apr. 2007
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.
 
30 Apr. 2007
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.
 
7 May 2007
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.
 
14 May 2007
Prostitutes and Gelato
In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.
 

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