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Are We There Yet? (2005)

Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in Portland, Oregon. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a business woman who has ... See full summary »

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Kevin Kingston (as Philip Daniel Bolden)
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Al
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Satchel Paige (voice)
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Carl
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Car Dealer
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Nick's Pal on the Street
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Shoplifter (as JB McEown)
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Basketball Player
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Basketball Player (as Timothy Paul Perez)
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Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in Portland, Oregon. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a business woman who has something Nick hates - children: Lindsey and Kevin. Nick and Suzanne become friends and share good moments with each other. But Nick's peaceful life gets altered when Suzanne asks him to drive her kids to Vancouver. After the 3 miss a plane and then, train, they drive. Unfortunately, Kevin and Lindsey hate Nick, and he has to try to make it to Vancouver, unaware of the terror and torture he is in for. Written by Odyssey

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To win over their mother, he's driving them across country. What could possibly go wrong? See more »


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Rated PG for language and rude humor | See all certifications »

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21 January 2005 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Quieren volverme loco  »

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Box Office

Budget:

$32,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$18,575,214, 23 January 2005, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$82,674,398

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$97,918,663
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Trivia

(at around 40 mins) Kevin said his mom (Nia Long) thinks Nick is better looking than Taye Diggs. Nia Long and Taye Diggs played love interests in The Best Man and The Best Man Holiday. See more »

Goofs

When Nick is by the river, he gets so mad that he throws his hat into the river (the hat is clearly seen floating in the water). In the next scene, when he climbs into the car again, the hat is back on his head. See more »

Quotes

Amish Man: [sees Nick making a big fuss over his SUV being wrecked]
[to fishing partner]
Amish Man: This is why we don't come to the city.
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Connections

Referenced in Saturday Night Live: Peter Sarsgaard/The Strokes (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

I Wanna Be Your Lover
Written by Prince (as Prince R. Nelson)
Performed by Prince
Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.
By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing
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Lost your brain recently? You're still too smart to enjoy this.
22 June 2005 | by See all my reviews

I knew this movie was going to be bad before I sat down to watch it, and yet I allowed myself to do so anyway. Still, I found myself completely unprepared for the intense levels of suckage that were about to flow from the screen and speakers, corrupting my senses. I won't elaborate on why this film was so bad, as everything I wanted to say about it has been covered with great skill in the previous comment. So instead I'll just use this space to insult the people who enjoyed the film by calling them drooling fools.

Also, I know they kids in the film were only acting, but if I saw them in real life, I would still slap them across the face with whatever I had to hand.

Don't even bother with this film unless you are missing both sight and hearing. But even then I wouldn't risk it, you might feel the awfulness slowly creeping into your brain.


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