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Are We There Yet? (2005)

Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in Vancouver. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a business woman who has something Nick... See full summary »

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Kevin Kingston (as Philip Daniel Bolden)
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Basketball Player (as Timothy Paul Perez)
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Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in Vancouver. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a business woman who has something Nick hates - children: Lindsey and Kevin. Nick and Suzanne become friends and share good moments with each other. But Nick's peaceful life gets altered when Suzanne asks him to drive her kids to Vancouver. After the 3 miss a plane and then, train, they drive. Unfortunately, Kevin and Lindsey hate Nick, and he has to try to make it to Vancouver, unaware of the terror and torture he is in for.

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To win over their mother, he's driving them across country. What could possibly go wrong? See more »


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Rated PG for language and rude humor | See all certifications »

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21 January 2005 (USA)  »

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Quieren volverme loco  »

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$32,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$18,575,214 (USA) (21 January 2005)

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$82,301,521 (USA) (20 May 2005)
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Trivia

When Nick is asked what Suzanne's kids names are, he answers 'Theo and Rudy [Huxtable]' from The Cosby Show (1984). See more »

Goofs

At the party where Nick is trying to get medicine for the boy, one of the ladies in charge is holding the clown hat before Nick throws it to her. See more »

Quotes

[a pair of young shoplifters enter the store, one of them walks up to the counter where Nick awaits]
Shoplifter: Hey, Mister, you got any 'Yu-Gi-Oh!'?
Nick Persons: What you think?
Shoplifter: You got any Dragonball GT?
Nick Persons: [furiously] Look. You come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokemon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies...
[sees the other shoplifter trying to take a rare baseball card]
Nick Persons: And no shoplifters!
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Telephone Blues
Written by Bruce Garnitz
Performed by Bruce Garnitz and Steve Donovan
Courtesy of Bruce Garnitz Music
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How does something like this get approved for production.
23 May 2005 | by (Wales) – See all my reviews

Sometimes we can be over critical of a movie and call it the worst EVER made. but this is one film that i couldn't be critical of enough.

it's a family film i guess but it's not even slightly funny on any level. the performances of all the cast is woeful, Ice Cube snarls and does his usual thing so i suppose he does fine, but the leading lady and children act like they have been plucked off the street. its embarrassingly bad at times, then again i guess the abysmal script doesn't help. C'mon who writes this rubbish. Fart gags, puking gags, and i need a pee gags. it really is terrible.

If someone suggests renting this out from the video store i'd run a mile. avoid at all costs this is TERRIBLE.


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