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Are We There Yet? (2005)

Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in Portland, Oregon. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a business woman who has ... See full summary »

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Kevin Kingston (as Philip Daniel Bolden)
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Nick's Pal on the Street
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Basketball Player (as Timothy Paul Perez)
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Nick Persons is a selfish player who owns a collectables sports shop in Portland, Oregon. Everything in his life is perfect until he meets Suzanne Kingston, a business woman who has something Nick hates - children: Lindsey and Kevin. Nick and Suzanne become friends and share good moments with each other. But Nick's peaceful life gets altered when Suzanne asks him to drive her kids to Vancouver. After the 3 miss a plane and then, train, they drive. Unfortunately, Kevin and Lindsey hate Nick, and he has to try to make it to Vancouver, unaware of the terror and torture he is in for. Written by Odyssey

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24 hours. 350 miles. His girlfriend's kids. What could possibly go wrong? See more »


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Rated PG for language and rude humor | See all certifications »

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21 January 2005 (USA)  »

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Quieren volverme loco  »

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$32,000,000 (estimated)

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$18,575,214 (USA) (23 January 2005)

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$82,674,398 (USA)
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Trivia

The bobble head based on Leroy 'Satchel' Paige only speaks to Nick through his conscience, which explains why no one else can hear him. See more »

Goofs

Kevin opens the rear passenger door on Nick's Navigator against a yellow concrete barricade resulting in a large yellow mark in the middle of the door. From then on the mark either moves around of the door or disappears completely. See more »

Quotes

[Nick's car is burning up]
Nick Persons: Oh man! I never even got to read the manual!
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Connections

Referenced in Mike & Mike: Episode dated 3 April 2015 (2015) See more »

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Theme From Shaft
Written by Isaac Hayes
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How does something like this get approved for production.
23 May 2005 | by (Wales) – See all my reviews

Sometimes we can be over critical of a movie and call it the worst EVER made. but this is one film that i couldn't be critical of enough.

it's a family film i guess but it's not even slightly funny on any level. the performances of all the cast is woeful, Ice Cube snarls and does his usual thing so i suppose he does fine, but the leading lady and children act like they have been plucked off the street. its embarrassingly bad at times, then again i guess the abysmal script doesn't help. C'mon who writes this rubbish. Fart gags, puking gags, and i need a pee gags. it really is terrible.

If someone suggests renting this out from the video store i'd run a mile. avoid at all costs this is TERRIBLE.


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