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Michael Carney: 30% of teens love Rotang, but the other 75% just don't understand him.

Brendan Leonard: So, we're working in terms of 105%?

Michael Carney: I'm not a history major, Brendan.

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Michael Carney: Inanimate cone! Who are you dating?

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Brendan Leonard: My fiends call me B-dawg, B-wax, B-smooth, and Susan.

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Brendan Leonard: If I were you, I'd be embarrassed, too, because then I'd be a pathetic loser.

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Michael Carney: Your eyes remind me of onions and that says a lot because I'm lactose intolerant.

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Brendan Leonard: The first key to love is the four L's: love, loathing, listening, and lemurs.

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Michael Carney: This is between ME and the KITE, Mohr!

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Ryan Turner: [pretending to be the sun] This is me leaving... this is me leaving.

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Brendan Leonard: Are you calling me a liar? Are my pants on fire? Is my nose as long as a telephone wire? I don't have time for this!

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Michael Carney: If I was a spaceship, I'd land on your planet.

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Patrick Mohr: I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Paul makes a cute, cute woman.

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Paul Detjen: Please don't refer to me as "barber", I'd rather be "hairstylist."

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Michael Carney: The mood I was in was post-break-up with my other. And I was in a dark place; the power went out.

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Patrick Mohr: Well, I'm a sweater. Um, not the clothing, just someone who sweats a lot.

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Brendan Leonard: Our next film is from Ryan Turner AKA Delicious AKA King of the Summer Feel Good Hit.

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[Michael is about to jump into the pool out of depression, fully dressed]

Michael Carney: I'm gonna jump!

Brendan Leonard: Don't, Michael! Cotton shrinks in water.

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Ryan Turner: All right, you know what, my, like, one year old sister who's like, yea long, could have gotten it!

Kevin Carlson: Ryan, you don't have a sister!

Ryan Turner: So, if I did, she would have gotten it!

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Michael Carney: If you don't like it, don't orbit me

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Kevin Carlson: Well? Well? Jamie, what happened? Well? What happened? Why don't you just talk to him? Well? Hehehehe...

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Michael Carney: You're nice in a non-threatening way.

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Brendan Leonard: Looks like the toast couldn't take the heat.

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[the cast is in LA]

Brendan Leonard: They can definitely spot someone from around here

Cameraman: Are kids different in California?

Patrick Mohr: Oh, yeah. They are a lot cooler than us. They wear huge shorts and hooded sweatshirts.

Michael Carney: They don't care about rules.

Kevin Sheehan: And they live at the beach all day.

Kevin Carlson: And they're 'dude bros'.

Patrick Mohr: And instead of barbequing brat's on the grill, they barbeque vegetables.

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Patrick Mohr: Brendan, do you want a pizza?

Brendan Leonard: Pizza? But I don't have any dough!

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Troy the Accordian player: Is this Heaven?

Brendan Leonard: No, it's the Brendan Leonard Show

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Ryan Turner: Once the beat goes, we don't stop.

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Brendan Leonard: If Christopher Columbus didn't discover America, there probably wouldn't be a Columbus, Ohio.

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Brendan Leonard: Use 'chill' as an adjective, noun, pronoun, and adverb.

Patrick Mohr: You wanna go chill at the chill?

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Brendan Leonard: Chairs set up as bowling pins? A table with wheels on it? Is this Christmas?

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R.T.: If I can make one Eskimo dance, it's worth it.

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[Brendan is talking about Kevin Carlson]

Brendan Leonard: What he lacked in scholarly activity he made up for in prat-falls.

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Bogan: It's so real that it's surreal.

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Brendan Leonard: Can I borrow 50 cents?

Kevin Sheehan: Sure. Name the first ten digits of pi.

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Brendan Leonard: Do you hear that?

Bogan: Yeah, it's my heart beating.

Brendan Leonard: No, the music. I think it's an ice cream truck. Do you have two bucks?

Bogan: When have I ever had two bucks?

Brendan Leonard: I don't know. You work for me, don't you?

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[Brendan has decided to be more dramatic; his friends are discussing getting a pizza]

Brendan Leonard: Do you guys ever just think about time and how fast it passes?

Patrick Mohr: Brendan, do you want a pizza or not?

Brendan Leonard: But, you get the pizza and it's not about the food, it's about the camaraderie. Eating the pizza with friends...

Kevin Carlson: I hate you.

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[Brendan, being artistic, did a painting of Kevin]

Kevin Carlson: Why is there a star around your name?

Brendan Leonard: You can read into it however you like.

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[at a "film festival"]

"Reporter": I noticed you don't have a date with you.

Michael Carney: I like to explore the canvas of human experience.

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Cameraman: Kevin, did you eat mud today?

Kevin Carlson: Of course I did.

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Brendan Leonard: [getting sprayed with water playing croquet] In the face of adversity I still got it.

Patrick Mohr: Actually, it's a hose. Some call it adversity, others call it a hose.

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Michael Carney: This is Michael Carney with the world's fastest gossip report. Brendan Leonard is stupid, Kevin Sheehan is not a true redhead, and Robbie Karver is actually portrayed by an actor named Luis. Mucho Amore, Peace!

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Cameraman: Where does the water come from?

Ryan Turner: It comese from...

Brendan Leonard: A hose

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Kevin Carlson: I didn't like anybody's wigs, to be frank. But I'll be Kevin, so I'll give it a 6.

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Car full of kids: We love Brendan Leonard!

Kevin Carlson: I could go destroy them if I wanted to.

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Ryan Turner: [looking at a parrot] Talk about a mean unibrow.

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Brendan Leonard: It's the teen heartthrob, Kevin Carlson. He's the "hott" one. With two t's.

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Michael Carney: [writing a letter at Camp Jinx!] Dear Mom, you said there wasn't going to be any water sports at camp. Well guess what? Brendan said we're going WATER skiing this afternoon. You lied to me, Mom.

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Michael Carney: Hey I haven't met you before. What's your name? I'm Michael. You like that, you like that. I didn't get a chance to know you and you leave just like everybody else in my life. Once I say hi, you leave.

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Patrick Mohr: Togetherness, exactly. You can't make pizza without cheese. Well, you could, but it would just be bad pizza, though.

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Kevin Sheehan: Don't touch the human pin.

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Patrick Mohr: I sweat doing math problems.

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Brendan Leonard: Let's get rid of Carlson and Carney.

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Kevin Carlson: My greatest fear, is that the African dining squirrel might have already dined. That would be terrible.

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Michael Carney: [during the farmer's tan contest] I didn't take any prisoners. You think I took prisoners? I didn't take any prisoners. I got my belly button tanned.

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Brendan Leonard: [during "Eagle Action News"] We're gonna go to our correspondant on the field, Kevin Sheehan.

Kevin Sheehan: Yes, I am in a field. That is why I am a correspondant on the field.

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